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There isn’t a bigger thieving hack on the web today than Matt Drudge of the Drudge report, who last week reported like it was his story that Gas would be under a $1.

I’m sorry Mr. Hack.. You were not the one to start this decline in gas prices. You are not the architect of this amazing accomplishment. You have been weighed, you have been measured and you sir, have been found lacking.

The statement, “Gas will be one dollar by March of 2009″ was made during an episode of SomaCow.

At the time, the price of gas in Orlando was around four dollars per gallon and rising. There was a report that gas was rising in price based on the rumors that gas would rise in price. We countered with a stronger wumor that gas would be One dollar per gallon by March of 2009.

He can try in his reclusive world to pat himself on the back. But we know the truth and most of all he knows it too. He knows that his website for weeks fueled the rise in gas prices with is flashing sirens

and huge bold print.

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But best of all he knows that the when he steals stories from Muchedumbre.com we’ll call his ass out for it.

If there is any doubt who should reap the rewards from this auspiciousness occasion .. I would encourage any and all questioners to listen to history being made on The SomaCow Media Network Podcast on June 11 2008.

Dear NewEgg:

I have done a lot of online shopping at various outlets.  For some odd reason this was the first time that I used NewEgg.

Because of the service, ease, and just plan kick ass-ness of this purchase, I will shop often.

I ordered something, and you guys delivered earlier than you said, it was the right pieces parts, it … I… we…

Seriously, I’m about to cry because it was so good.  Going to stores was no longer an option because the stores do not have anything.

Shopping online was becoming impossible because stores kept “running out of stock” or baiting and switching.  Even The Big A (amazon) was taking weeks to deliver stuff.

This was just a simple process that not only exceeding my expectations… it blew them out of the water.  (Not literally because, how can expectations be in the water and what kind of weapon would your service use to cause an explosion big enough to knock the expectations out of it?)

From the bottom of my heart, and from everyone at SomaCow… Thanks.

Lurv,

Mickey