MucheDumbre

MucheDumbre
is the highest rated website of its kind in the world.

It was founded in 1968 by three brothers, Mortaugh, Preston, and Gangley Poppenphfeffer. Due to a lack of internet access in 1972, the Brothers Poppenphfeffer sold the site to the ELN (Elvis Loves Nixon) Corporation.

The ELN thought it would be a great way to market their name brand Peanut Butter and ‘Nanner Sammiches. There was a lawsuit brought against the ELN in 1985 by Morten Dalby, who found a finger in his PBnN. As part of the lawsuit, Mr. Dalby gained control of MucheDumbre.

Dalby maintained the MucheDumbre with vim and vigor until he was shot dead in San Diego in 1998 for playing humpy butts with Mrs. Sandra Ferguesson. Mr. Darryl Ferguesson, it seems, had a real nasty jealous streak. In his will, Mr. Dalby left control over the greatest website in the world to his nephew Josh Manatolla. Josh (as you may know) went by the hacker alias CornPop and was (as you may know) the leader of the CornPop Dichotomy.

In 2004 one of the members of the CPD broke one of the rules of the gang and hacked into the mainframe of 7eleven (aka ‘The Sev’). The Sev, having endless resources and an endless supply of snack cakes waged a cyberwar against the CPD. One of the part time clerks (we’ll call him Kip) at a Washington DC 7eleven store also had a day job with the FBI (he said the Feds don’t pay that much). The Secret Service investigated and arrested the CPD. The FBI agent used a loop hole saying that the gang was wanted on other charges. This allowed the FBI to seize all of CPD assets, including MucheDumbre.

Last month there was a large conference for 7eleven employees. One boring evening a poker game broke out. It came down to one last hand. Kip was holding a Royal Flush in hearts. Against all odds, I was holding a Royal Flush in spades. Luckily we were playing Italian rules, and I took home the pot. A pot that included a nickel plated nine, a Glock, 15 kilos of coke, three cells phones, 97 cents, and… MucheDumbre.
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