The Harbinger

Paging Mr. Jablowme, Paging Mr. Haywood Jablowme. Your bottle of Stoli is properly chilled.
Mr. Jablowme has evolved over years… kinda. He’s the same guy as he was back in the WTKS webboard, but the name has changed a bit every now and then. It slipped to Darth Haywood, to Darth, to Reverend Darth, with a […]

MMMmmm… Cider, some hot cider. Haven’t had that in a lonnngg lonnngg time. My favorite is Dickens brand. I like it heated up. Hot Dickens Cider is the absolute best. Our friend Bert agrees. He loves a big glass of it. I remember sitting around with him drinking hot […]

Let me tell you guys about my friend Paulie G. Most of you know him as Rhoadrunner, but he has been Paulie G to me going on three years now. He is currently serving a term of indeterminate legnth as Monster Militia President. He has been married to HotPants for almost twenty whole years now. […]

Miss MalibuPJ… what a doll… No, not Barbie’s friend, our friend, Molly. She was the original President of the Monsters Militia, beating out Maniac and GlennGlow. She was also one of the original board members on the WTKS board, being the first to break 10,000 posts. The webboard superlatives are an annual […]

He’s tall, he’s dark, he’s handsome… really dark… He’s our friendly neighborhood Bear.You may have seen him hanging out at some of the events and parties, smoking a cigar and drinking liquor and smilinBear is one of the friendliest people I have met. Well, friendly to you, but if somebody tries to mess with […]

A woman of power, with her finger on the controls of the board. Well, she has her finger on the guy who has his finger on the controls of the board. Her board name is SunShineLvr73, the woman -crowd- calls “TCTIAD”1.
SunShineLvr, or Debe, is a relative newbie to the group. She was a –Fuupie2 first, […]

This issue’s Spotlight on a Member is Civilized Redneck aka Fred, but not Fredrick. It may be his real name, but the only one that could call him that was his granny, and if she did, he was in trouble. She was the only one of two people that he has ever been afraid of. […]

MustangSally sure gets around. She is everywhere lately, all over the board making sly remarks and in chat impersonating assholes. Something tells me this is all part of her plan to dethrone Tongue-Fu as funniest poster this year. I think she can do it. Her funny posts aren’t as “look at me” and obvious […]

This Spotlight on a Member is about a long term member of the group. He is known by several names: Greg, DarkOne, Darkie (but not Darky), mWo #336, etc. To many, he is considered a good friend; to Ellen (“e” on the webboards), he is known as a loving husband.
Born in Plant […]