The Harbinger

I heard a rumour and if I thought for one second it was true, I would kill myself. This woman won Mother of the fucking year. The blonde one, not the coked out whore. Let’s take a look at some of the things her stellar slut lesbian of a daughter has been up […]

After 24 years of watching wrestling, I am lucky enough to attend a Wrestlemania. It truly was a once in a lifetime event, with a SuperBowl feel.

We wanted to tailgate, to truly get the drunken debauched feel to the event. I prepaid $30 (!!!!!!) for parking so we had a good spot. […]

I am gonna do that dot dot dot thing…cause I am feeling uncreative-like….
Mach Madness and basketball in general bores me…how hard is it for a 7 foot man to put a ball in a hoop 10 feet up? Between that and the show boating…yawn. Why don’t they skip the ENTIRE game and just […]

No, that isn’t a typo, and this is not major PUI.
My New York Giants’ historic win against the Patriots* and the subsequent tempest in a teapot on the bored reminded me WHY I love sports, and the discussion of it specifically.
Some people talked trash, to the point of name calling, insults, and vulgarities. Others […]

Holy shit!!
What else can I say? What do you say to a team that started the season 0-2, then turns around and wins 10 straight ROAD games, including redeeming victories against the teams that defeated them to start the season? What do you say about a team whose leading receiver did not PRACTICE […]

What ever happened to rooting for your team…you know, the old fashioned way? Painting your face, screamin like a banshee…the occassional expletive? These days, you can’t watch any big game without some kind of giveaway tchotchke being waved in the stands. I am SICK of it. It REEKS of bandwagon. I saw a TON of […]

That’s it?!! THAT is what a multi-year, multi million dollar report shows us? Chuck Knoblauch did ‘roids seven years ago? Wow.
Many millions of dollars, all we have is the testimony of 2 clubhouse attendants, BOTH of whom were facing FEDERAL prosecution? That’s IT?!
Fuck you, George Mitchell. Fuck you for promising […]

We are in the home stretch of the 2007 NFL season, and it goes like this: Romo is playing WAAAAY above his level and will come back down to Earth with a thud, Fah-vre is old, and the Pats will lose 2 games before all is said and done. Miami Dolphins 27-Pats 24, Giants […]

My cup runneth over…with rum…
Right now, it is the 4th inning of Game 3…and it is over, basically. 6-0 Red Sux. I have turned it off, since AMC is running an Exorcist marathon. Playing the role of Satan is the Red Sux offense. Christ…does the National League have ANY teams capable […]

Locusts. FUCKIN LOCUSTS derailed the 2007 Yankee season. I am still confused as to how a little rain poses a danger to grown men, thus stopping baseball games, but a blinding swarm of midges (look it up, people) literally ENGULFING a playing field, with a kid on the mount who literally throws 100mph, […]