The Harbinger

So I have good news and bad news…well technically it is only one bit of news, but for a few of you it will be bad news and for most of you it will be good news. The is the last Hott Something article I am going to write. OK…enough with the clapping […]

Man there is so nothing happening regarding global warming right now. There isn’t even any “green” news. I have been digging through all my sources and I can’t find shit to write about. The only thing that keeps coming up is something about Earthy Day. I have no fucking clue what […]

I know you all don’t follow this global warming stuff like I do, so you prolly didn’t hear about this big hunk of ice that fell in the water. I am not sure exactly how ice falling in water automatically sets off all the global warming alarms, but that shit was blowing up all […]

I think global warming is over.
Seriously it is done, fin, ca put, dead…it has run its course. There is nowhere else to go with this whole thing. No I am not talking about this article per se. I am talking about the whole global warming thing…it’s over.
Of course, by extension […]

They almost got me. Those motherfuckers! I was this close to buying into the hype. (I guess you will have to imagine me holding up two fingers really close together or something)
OK, heres the deal…I am spending fifty fucking dollars a week on gas. It is getting fucking ridiculous. Seriously I […]

This week one of my research assistants sent me a great video about global warming. OK…I don’t have any research assistants, and the guy that sent me the video didn’t even realize that the video was about global warming…he said “dude check out this guys hat!” I am not even sure he knows […]

Guess what…we are fucked. There is no hope. OK there is always hope, but the great green hope has been dealt a might blow this week.
OK quick review. The word is that we gots the global warmings. The global warmings are from some kind of gas going up in there and […]

Here’s the thing. I think I have said it before, but I think there are some good things about the whole “going green” thing. I am just not a big fan of all the hippie justifications for going green. Anyway one of the “green” trends, I guess you call it a trend…maybe idea […]

I am going to be out of town next week, so I am writing this a little early, and you know what…I am freezing my fucking balls off! I thought I lived in fucking Florida. It is supposed to be hot here…isn’t it? So I could use a little global warming on […]

When all of this “we are fucking up the environment with our emissions” crap started back in the day, it was all about the ozone. However the problem they ran into with the ozone angle is that nobody fucking cares about some shit they have never heard of… “Ozone what?” So the hippies […]