The Harbinger

So apparently there was some game that many consider to be the Wrestlemania of Foosball games. The NAMBLA FL sports organization put on the battle between the Patriotic Newer Englanders against the Victims of Giant’s Syndrome from the territory of the Yolk of New.
The winners? Advertisers.
The losers?
You.
You may have heard about what happened […]

So, yours truly was subjected to all sorts of nefarious methods, overt and subliminal torture this week in the form of terrestrial, satellite and MP3 induced radio. On one hand we had WJRR. Gee, a year out of radio and I still know all the tunes they play? Yippee! Satellite, lets […]

So, O-Rock is dead. You expect me to be happy? Giddy perhaps that the slubberdegulleon who fired me is out of programming? Well, he isn’t and I’m not. Relieved, maybe, but not happy. O-Rock was like your grandmother who is ailing and dying, but due to some weird agreement 30 […]

Time for annual gift giving day. So, here’s my gift to you. Without the wrappings, without the trimmings and without the thought that counts.
A respite, if you will, from my usual musings and vitriolic infused verbal lashings. Devoid of my typical grandiloquialisms, tyrannical tirades or verbose verisimilitudes that you’ve come to groan […]

I log onto LiveJournal to find a disproportionate amount of McCarthy era paranoia over a business decision.
So I hear we’re going to be owned by the Russians and everyone is scared that they’ll pull a Bolshevik on us and murder our royal family of dreams, hopes and fan-fics.
Don’t care. Already backed everything up…again, and […]

So last week I hear the same tired argument about voting in the national elections. When asked who I am voting for, I simply said “not Hilary Clinton, if she’s in the running by then. Have no idea otherwise, as they are usually all a joke.” Her stance on video games as […]

All around me, the permanence of asshole engulfs me. From the old lady too self-indulgent in her newfound way-too-young-for-her boytoy at the Snotopic, to some effeminate alternateen engaging in obsequious treacle to his compadres in cheep booze…I’ve seen and smelled it all.
Let’s start off with the police officer who wanted to sue for […]

Patrick is a jovial sort. As you can see here. I’m used to him calling at all hours and maybe spouting off some nonsense before getting to the meat of the matter. So when he called me on Monday, the very night that Halo 3 would unleash a torrent of sales and […]

So I’m sitting around the house, making a poll about my cat on LiveJournal…you know, serious stuff. Just got done working out and was looking forward to a nice hot shower when the power goes out. I hear a bunch of commotion outside with emergency vehicles and sirens. Then in passing, I […]

So, after a muche needed break from doing this, we’re back. I haven’t been taking my happy juice (scotch) so you’re properly fucked. Just thought you should know before the tree trunk magically materializes in your rectum and you have to question why.
I’ll do it, fine. Keep your accusatory ocular oscillations […]