The Harbinger

First let me mention last week. It was a very interesting tribal, probably one of the best. BooFromLou won immunity so it stirred up the pot. Everyone (except MyNameIsGator_Earl) decides it would be best to blindside Lil_man and vote him out when he doesn’t think they will. But oh did they not count on the […]

Previously on…Muchevivor:
The ponies are broken up and they try to be sneaky and find Lil_man’s idol and confront him about it. Then he took that and went to all of his buddies and said “I have it and they went through my bag and found it!” Brilliant! Everyone was pissed about the fact they went […]

Previously on….Muchevivor
Traveling to Exile Island, the teams find this is the merge and afterward they are to return to the lush Moto camp. But, alas, they return to find NOTHING. All the comforts are gone. Poor Mighty_Moo, he’ll never get to experience the luxury. Salsalvr believes his “four horseman” have the control. If my counting […]

Previously on Muchevivor…
Siriusi returns from Exile and joins the boys. She is so annyoing! I mean she is the Myrna/Chmyrna of Muchevivor! (if you don’t get it watch Amazing Race). She seems to be the easy target. Oh my god she annoys me!! Anywhoo. So she is on but it looks like Gay Alien Bartender […]

On Ravu the flies are eating everything. Feet, coconuts, gr…wait…coconuts? Why is there food laying out? Aren’t they starving? There should be nothing but feet for the flies to eat! Note to self: Do not wake up Big Gay Bartender or he’ll threaten to strangle you! Lil_Man is happy to still be here and not […]

Oops! I know my fans have been just pulling out their hair and crying to their supreme being about why there was no muchevivor last week. Well solid and loyal fans, I oopsed. I put it off and put it off and then well…
So a quick synopsis, it shouldn’t come as too much of a […]

Fishies! Moto is painting their floor so the ants won’t come in. OK, I’m no engineer or anything but how will paint keep the ants out? Are the ants in the wood? Wouldn’t they just go out the other side and come up? I just don’t see the logic! But oh well, what else are they going to do. They have all the food and water they can stand so why not paint!

So let’s get depressed and go to Ravu. A few are on the beach standing around and a beautiful site comes across the horizon. It’s MyNameIsGator_Earl! Back from Exile. He walked on to “a bunch of begging children” asking if he had water. What, was he supposed to make a sea snake skin container and bring them back water? Again, the logic… But they aren’t totally giving up. They might be losing it though…Howelle is “writing” a verbal letter to the sun. She’s using the glasses again. It really is a great idea and I can’t believe no one else has done it. Howelle gets a spark! She runs on the beach and gives it to Shiftony who runs it to camp where they get fire! Yay! Gay Alien Bartender says it is the “shot in the ass” they all need. You know, what exactly does that mean? What does an injection into the gluteal muscle have to do with oh! he doesn’t mean like a syringe shot in the buttock tissue…

Moto is relaxing at camp. Mugs, fire, water, hammocks, a shower! WTF! I mean isn’t this “mucheVIVOR”? I mean they could have given them food, flint etc but all of this? I guess a good mood makes the difference though as Siriusi sings the most annoying song and everyone just smiles.

What an annoying girl!

Well here we are again. A bunch of muchevivorers gathering for a friendly game of…muchevivor! This time we’re in Fiji and while this season has not been branded as “racial” they sure make it look that way. 5 African Americans, 5 Asian Americans, 4 3 5 oh I can’t tell but 10 white/latinos. Wait….1, 2, 3, 4…there’s only 9! What the hell?

In the first 30 seconds we find out. Some girl pussed out when in Fiji but not yet on the air. She just couldn’t handle the unknown! So here’s 19 of us muchevivorers and we’re ready to have a good time minus 1. Here we go!

There’s snakes. Lots of snakes! Holy crap just thousands of millions of sea snakes! And they’re on an island of cannibals?