The Harbinger

I heard a rumour and if I thought for one second it was true, I would kill myself. This woman won Mother of the fucking year. The blonde one, not the coked out whore. Let’s take a look at some of the things her stellar slut lesbian of a daughter has been up […]

I am bored out of my goddamned skull writing about boring, repeptivie celebrity fucks every week. I actually did some research for my article this week and hunted down some pics of the fucks that work for and read this rag. Some of you are way to damn ugly for me to waste my time […]

I am always talking about fucking chicks. Of course I am, that’s what I fucking like. Some of these damn whiny bitches were moaning about how I don’t give equal time to the penis people. Here you fucking go:

Who in the hell knew Mr. Jolie liked to go snorkeling in women’s clothing? Hey, Ladies? This […]

Here’s the deal, fuckers. I am blown away by the goddamn idiot men who don’t know a hott chick from an ugly chick. There are about fifty of them on this fucking board alone. One in particular drives me up the wall. Today we will look at who he thinks is hott and nott. You […]

I don’t feel like writing, so enjoy these pictures of fat, milky celebrities.

Fuck.
I a bored with this even.

It’s Oscar time. I could give a fuck. I prefer the BAFTAs. But the readers of this ridiculous rag have been bugging me for fucking weeks about my picks for the Oscars, so here we go:
Best Supporting Actor:

Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
This guy pulled the hott chick presto-fucking-chango trick. He went from hot […]

Listen fuckers.
I can’t support this cheesy, happy, lovey valentines day vibe this rag has going on this week. I tried to get in the fucking spirit, really and truly. I sent out Valentines to my biggest crushes. I even tried to enter the damn poetry contest. Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to combine the two?
To:

You […]

Creepy fucker Heath Ledger died this week.

Whether he was a druggie, gay or just a creepy clown, it’s a loss in Hollywood. I mean, who is half sized beanpole Mary Kate gonna fuck on the side now? Maybe Britbrit has a pap she can spare.
In honor of the late Ledger, I thought I’d run down […]

Dear Spears’,
You are a bunch of useless fucking slags.
Happy Holidays,
T. Pirkicone
p.s. If you bitches are so eager to have trailer trash babies, you should consider goddamn adoption. It’ll save the thing that makes you money. YOUR ASS!
p.p.s. I am available for adoption. Contact me at Tawny.Pirkicone@gmail.com

In case you idiots didn’t know, I am Jewish. So my article will be kurtz this week. I have to onzindn the menorah and pregln some fucking latkes and shit.
I bet you whities are like, what has this crazy bitch been smoking? I am celebrating Hanukkah and am too lit on Manischewitz to write this […]