The Harbinger

Dear Harbinger,
You guys and gals have been gone for far too long. What have you been doing with this extended summer vacation?
Fondly,
Some Guy
p.s. Is Tawny back now? I love her.
EKG: Rove resigned…..
what do you think I did..
Yes, I dropped 2 hits of X, danced naked in the moonlight, to Rick James, while rubbing […]

Dear Harbinger,
My friend has decided to get married in three days. I am the maid of honor. Help!
Love,
The Freshmaker
Dear Fresh-y,
The first thing you need to do is throw out every scrap of paper with all the endless lists on them that you’ve been making since you were first asked to be the Maid of Honor. […]

Dear Experts,
I have am addicted to World of Warcraft. Help me.
love,
Not-FuNoReally
I don’t really have any WoW experts on the Harbinger staff, cause we are all fully functioning adults and all. So, I had to look elsewhere. I was lucky to find the biggest WoW expert ever, Brillcock McPhereson. His answer follows:
Ah yes. If you […]

Hey, you expert assholes,
I have never been fucking invited to one of these luau fiascos. Can you give me some expert fucking insight to what exactly it is that goes on at one of these shitty things? Just one memory; I don’t need you to get too goddamn wordy on me.
-Rita Skeeter
SunShineLvr73:
THELOOKONCHUCKSFACEWHENHEACCIDENTALLYPOKEDTHELIDOSTRIPPERINTHEPOOTERHOLE
Jaffe:
There came a moment, […]

Dear Experts of the Harbinger,
Russ got a triple R tattoo spur of the moment like, but only got two R’s. I know he has enough back fat for all three! What happened to the third one? I have a theory that he left it off so I could get the extra R tattooed on myself.
-Unhealthily […]

Dear Ask the Harbinger Experts,
How can I heat things up with my old lady in the bedroom, IYKWIM?
Love,
The Men of MucheDumbre
For this question, I didn’t feel we had anyone on staff that could properly respond. In fact, I fear it may have come for one or more of our staff members. So, I asked the […]

Gator_Jen:
Who the fuck is bootiebeergirl? Is that that chick that thought she was hot shit at Steve’s benefit even though she had never been out before and hasn’t been since? Everyone knows the only chicks that count are the ones that have been around for a while. And the only chicks that are hot shit […]

This weeks question didn’t exactly come to the Harbinger offices. Well, it did, in a way I guess… but it wasn’t exactly an ATHE submission. I just happened to find it on one of my reporters desks. To be specific, on her desktop… when I opened an instant message. The Harbinger reporters are NOT […]

Question:
“What due you guys think is in the box?”
-box opening hero
Answer:
Emil Gee:
“What size is the box…cause you see, it is really hard to make an educated guess without knowing the size of the box. If the box is big, it could certainly be almost anything. If it is small, well, it could certainly be almost […]