The Harbinger

Full disclosure: On Monday, March 10th, I will embark upon my voyage of full-time employment with the Orlando Magic. This has been my dream since 1989, when a man named Pat Williams defied the odds and brought professional basketball to Orlando. Of all the sports I have fallen in love with (baseball, football, golf, a […]

Literally translated from Cantonese, the phrase “Dim Sum” literally means “touch the heart.” That’s quite an appropriate definition because after every dim sum experience, I find myself touching, if not tapping my heart to make sure it’s still beating. Fortunately for me and others who at least attempt to curb their potential gluttony, there are […]

Some of the fondest memories of my childhood stem from parks. Not theme parks, but the traditional park in which you’ll find swings, a see-saw, and hopefully no gay men cruising for sex. The latter group is something that has scared families away from the parks of Central Florida, and it’s time for us to […]

Face it: if you live here in Central Florida, you’re eventually going to hit the Disney parks. Even you non-breeders are bound to be hit up by visiting family members who see your choice of residence as a conduit to Mickey’s Playgrounds. By the time you have taken out a second or third mortgage […]