The Harbinger

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I have too much stuff going on to edit the Bing anymore. It makes me sad, but, don’t worry, the great writers of the Bing will live on!
Check out the front page of muchedumbre.com and read the carefully chosen words of EKG!
Check out girlontap.com and feast your eyes on the booze and food fest that […]

I know, I know. It’s Budweiser. But, you know what? I have been DYING to try this beer, but I was afraid I wouldn’t like it enough to drink a whole six pack. I mean, it’s Budweiser and Clamato juice. I’ve never even had Clamato juice! So, when I was at Brewmaster school at Sea […]

Taurus: Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!Gemini: Fuck you lady, that’s what stairs are for!Cancer: Exes getting STDs! Leo: People taking pleasure in your pain!Virgo: Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken.Libra: Ain’t it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?Scorpio: What’s that, some kinda […]

My very first Girl on Tap request came from Iceman over at muchedumbre! He requested that I hunt down and review Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale. This was no easy task. I don’t live in a big metropolitan area, so my options for purchasing non-budweiser products are limited. My first stop was Petty’s Meat Market. […]

So. Today is officially one week til recital. I’m giddy, but I’m not. Giddy because I love the dancing and performing and fake smiling. No, wait. I hate fake smiling. I hate fake at all. But, I do love the dancing and performing. Sadly, this year, I feel that there is more […]

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I am sitting here in a grant writing seminar thingie. About half of the people attending are unemployed. Laid off, fired, stay a home moms, a variety. Most of them are sitting there with big scowls on their faces. I think maybe they thought this was goina be Mr. Question Mark Man running around hopped […]

One of my favorite things to do on the weekends is to make the short trip up the road to Florida Beer Company and taste some beers. For free. Then, if I’m lucky, I’ll buy a case of beer and taste them at home too. To get beer straight from the brewery is a wonderful […]

Taurus: I am a vampire. I am a vampire. I am a vampire. I have lost my fangs.
Gemini: So I’m sad and I feel lonely.
Cancer: So I cry and I’m very angry.
Leo: And I eat some garlic.
Virgo: So I’m no more satanic. yeah yeah.
Libra: I am a vampire and […]

I am still somewhat of a beer newbie. I’m still trying out all different types of beer and trying to figure out what it is that I really like. This means I get to try a lot of beer. Not a problem, really. Recently, I made a great beer discovery at our local brew pub. […]

So. This week, I’m gonna tell youse a fairy tale. Wanna hear it, here it goes… Once upon a time, there was a little girl. She was six years old and lived a charmed life with her mother. It was the two of them against the world. Rumour had it they thought they were […]