The Harbinger

Soooooooooooooo… the new fuckin Editor of this useless rag asks me to read this shit and let her know what I think. Eh bite me, I’d rather go BCR with a rib bone through my nose, a bottle of BBQ sauce in one hand and a watermelon in the other as I sing Old […]

10. Cement mixers and old pickups filled with trash, yard waste, or landscape rocks/mulch. This one’s easy. You never know what’s going to fall out. Trust me, it’s going to fall out. Get the hell out of the way.
9. Anything driven by an old fart. At 20 mph in a 50 mph zone. Why, why, […]

What a great concert! I arrived around 4pm Friday to register and get an early start on the partying. A few observations:
Baghdad Destination Daytona is massive! When I got there, it was already packed. The Hotel is about 100ft off A1A, but you have to drive three miles through tent city […]

Mark your calendar: Friday, March 2nd. The Monsters Power to the People Tour comes to Ormond Beach. Here’s a glimpse into the trip there:
OK, Katie! We’re off to please the masses! Buckle up, sweetie pie! Here, let me pick you up to get into the manHummer…
Oh, Russy, you’re the […]

One of Ormond Beach’s finest restaurants, Julian’s Dining Room and Lounge set the locale for a mucheMarvelous NASCAR dinner celebration Friday night.
Hosted by the Grande Dame of dinner party organizing, Tia the Terriffic, we enjoyed a delicious dinner and lots of comraderie and inside jokes.
In attendance were Tia, her funny hubby Flash, CaliforniaDave, British Redneck […]

Top 10 Muchelove Valentines
10. Venus, Gary, Aetherbunny, Woozyxl
It’s said nice people finish last
But you even try not to curse
You kindness can’t be surpassed
And you’ll always be first
9. Jaffe
You’re a man of wisdom
intelligence and drive
Your advice is awesome
You keep the board alive.
8. Vanuatru and MyBig
We agree, we disagree
But whenever you post
Or try to […]