The Harbinger

Taurus: Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
Gemini: Fuck you lady, that’s what stairs are for!
Cancer: Exes getting STDs!
Leo: People taking pleasure in your pain!
Virgo: Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken.
Libra: Ain’t it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
Scorpio: What’s that, some kinda Nazi word?
Sagittarius: We provide a vital service to society!
Capricorn: The world needs people like you and me who’ve been knocked around by fate.
Aquarius: Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy.
Pisces: Don’tcha feel all warm and cozy, watching people out in the rain?
Aries: When people see us, they don’t want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

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