The Harbinger

a Woman’s version of Viagra is being tested out… It’s gel that :

… comes in a pump bottle. The woman rubs the small dot of gel into the skin of her upper arm. Over the next 24 hours, the gel’s testosterone seeps into her bloodstream, boosting her energy and libido….

UVa. Tests Viagra-Like Drug for Women

ok……. sounds good so far.

They are looking for test-women who’ve had their ovaries removed and because of that have no sex drive… this stuff is said to have …led to a 283 percent increase of satisfying sexual encounters for the women taking the drug..

but it’s the last part of that sentence and this next one that I laugh at loud at….

“A lot of women have this problem, but unfortunately they’ve been largely ignored by pharmaceutical companies,” said BioSante’s chief executive, Stephen M. Simes. “It’s not fair that women have no drugs, while men have many.”

Yeah.. Let that sit there and simmer a minute……. Wait for it….wait….

increase of satisfying sexual encounters… A lot of women have this problem…

hmmmmmmmmm…… so now it’s the woman’s fault that men don’t know enough or care enough about her anatomy to actually do it right? Forever women have been told (here I go again with that women-shit-ha) that sex is a ‘mans’ thing… for him to enjoy and her to bear… Maybe men heard this also and that’s why they never bothered to actually learn that it takes a little more than pushing in and out a cpl times to get a woman off… Women through the years have learned how to ‘fake it’ so their partners won’t feel bad and they themselves won’t be seen as cold-dead-freaks… but now there is a gel that’s going to be the magic elixir to fix all of this?

Yeah right… Sure… What it’s going to do is engorge the clit to an abnormal level, make her hypersensitive to ‘touch’ so that when the lousy lay just sticks it in and wiggles around a little she’ll get off by default from his ‘happy-patch‘ rubbing against her….

Sure, lets pump ourselves full of more dope instead of actually educating people on what to do and how to do it.

Now I’m not talking about all women or all men for that matter. Some women actually do have a real problem enjoying sex even if it’s with Don Juan…and some men are Don Juan. I’m talking about the regular Joe and Jane. He thinks he’s Don Juan and she knows he’s really Don Juanta-jab-needles-in-my-eyes-because-it’s-more-fun-than-fucking-you.

Education is what Joe needs and a back-bone and voice is what Jane needs. When a child ties his shoes the wrong way we teach him the right way. When a teenage boy changes a tire the wrong way we teach him the right way. When an adult male can’t post a .jpeg correctly, we teach him how. But when a man thinks a clitoris is just for peeing through and a ’slam-bam hump,hump,hump.hump-ahhhh’ is what women want, we shut the hell up and say “you were so hot, I came like 4 times!” *bangs head on table*

Of course like “X” and “V” it will be fun to try… fun to see if it does give an “increase of satisfying sexual encounters” but what happens when the guy is still a lousy fuck? When he can’t get her off with 2 hands,a tongue and a Rabbit? What will the women who are looking for a magic bullet do then? What insecurities will they suffer because it just has to be their fault?

Fuck that… I loved a guy once who was great in every way… I thought he was great in bed too and that I must have some sort of problem… this went on for a year or so until we broke up and I went out with a friend of his that I had had a crush on… after a couple dates we wound up back at his house and I learned a few things…. 1st was that I wasn’t the one with the problem.. oh no..no-no! HA! and 2nd, that sex actually is fun….

Like I said…. I loved the boyfriend with everything that I had in me… but when it came time to get back together.. the sex did play a part in why we didn’t… I still talk to him on occasion and he still asks me back when we talk… and while he fulfilled everything else in me and is one of a very few ppl that know me to my core and still wants me-( ) when I daydream of what life would be like if I ran off with him, I always come back to “Yeah, but he’s a lousy fuck… and if I’m going to go out and fuck some guy why would I waste it on a shitty one?”

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