The Harbinger

Capricorn - OK…you can really lay off the eggnog now…no seriously.

Aquarius - I don’t think you were supposed to open THAT box…just saying.

Pisces- Dude…how many of those cookies are you going to eat…OK, but just one more.

Aries - Yeah brown Christmas Trees are sooo festive…maybe you should try that sugar water trick next time.

Taurus - I understand, you’re full….but can you please put your pants back on?

Gemini - Happy Kwanza…or something.

Cancer - If you want toys you should ask for your own…now give the Barbie back to your daughter.

Leo - Smells like someone has been baking cookies…but why do they have that new oven smell?

Virgo - Oh…wow…yeah that’s nice. thanks….. (there’s a white elephant party tomorrow right?)

Libra - Honey, just because you tied a bow on it doesn’t make it a present