The Harbinger

News for people who want news from other people
Volume 4 | Issue 7 | Date: 6-15-2008

An Open Letter to the Spears Family.

By Tawny Pirkicone • December 23rd, 2007

Dear Spears’,

You are a bunch of useless fucking slags.

Happy Holidays,

T. Pirkicone

p.s. If you bitches are so eager to have trailer trash babies, you should consider goddamn adoption. It’ll save the thing that makes you money. YOUR ASS!

p.p.s. I am available for adoption. Contact me at Tawny.Pirkicone@gmail.com

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