The Mitchell Report
By Rican • December 23rd, 2007That’s it?!! THAT is what a multi-year, multi million dollar report shows us? Chuck Knoblauch did ‘roids seven years ago? Wow.
Many millions of dollars, all we have is the testimony of 2 clubhouse attendants, BOTH of whom were facing FEDERAL prosecution? That’s IT?!
Fuck you, George Mitchell. Fuck you for promising to shed light on what happened, and restore dignity to our national pastime.
For that matter, Fuck you Bud Selig, for hiring a Red Sox director to conduct an “impartial” review. Funny how not ONE Red Sox player (save Eric Ggne…get.SAVE?) is mentioned in the report.
Look, OBVIOUSLY, the game was dirty for quite some time. Hell, EVERY era is dirty in one way or another, be it the dead ball era, the whites only era, or now the ‘roid era. By Michell’s own admission, there is no evidence in his report that ‘roids have been in the game the last 2 years.
Until we have positive test results on these players, going off the word of 2 disgruntled clubbies who were afraid of going to prison is ludicrous. FUCKING ludicrous.
Wake me up when these guys test positive. Until then, we have NOTHING on them but suspicion…and you cannot punish based on suspicion.
Now…HIGH…oy…there’s another fuckin can o’ worms….
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Buh-ZING! on the Gagme joke… seriously… and it’s killing me that he will be making more than Beckett next year.
…and yeah, Mitchell is in the Red Sox FO, but this whole thing is ludacris. I mean, most of this stuff happened BEFORE it was illegal.
Just drop it, clean it, move the fuck on!
…unless you are a blowhard.. like Schill… but you gotta have the comedy!
~g