The Harbinger

Here is the second SomaCalf interview, featuring questions from certain “Bored Members.”

Have your boobs grown? they are definitely “thicker”.

I’d like to know the Soma Calf’s favorite food for the Soma Mama to ingest. Some babies tend to kick and “dance” more depending on what the mama has eated (locatz r evrywher.) i’m just starting to feel it dancing but It likes mexican, thai, and bbq…or maybe that is just me But I am eating a lot of fruit! Poor Jaffe…

Do you put headphones on your stomach so the Calf can listen to his parents? we talk loudly enough that it doesn’t need headphones

How are your boobies doing? they are sore but just fine!

When is it my turn?! SomaCalf predicts that before May 25th you will be expecting your own little one so that it has someone to pass its clothes on to. Especially the cute little gator outfits

Do you plan on spanking abusing the little thing? as long as it listens to everything we say and does everything we ask without question it should be just fine!

Hey! Can you have the SomaCalf vote for me? -Funniest Poster, you know it! SomaCalf might be a little biased in its votes but it can be bribed! See us on the 14th at Dom’s…

What’s your bra size now? (you can take this out or edit it down if you want) not sure…bigger than before but I haven’t gone shopping yet …man there are a lot of boob questions! Am I surprised? nah.


How will you react if it is apparent from the minute the calf comes out that he is gay? if it’s a he, no problem! gay guys rock! If it’s a girl we might have to send her away to a camp Seriously, there’s be no problem, but if they wanted to go into the military or go to FSU…I might have to put my foot down!

Do I look beefy in this sympathy weight? you look fabulous! We accept all sympathy weight gain. Come join us!

How ’bout them Noles?! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!

Man, whoever pissed off the pregnant chick is in trouble. Whose question was that anyways?

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