The Harbinger

My cup runneth over…with rum…

Right now, it is the 4th inning of Game 3…and it is over, basically. 6-0 Red Sux. I have turned it off, since AMC is running an Exorcist marathon. Playing the role of Satan is the Red Sux offense. Christ…does the National League have ANY teams capable of winning? Obviously, last year was a fluke, since the American League kind of limped in to the Series…Anyways, I love Halloween. The best movies are on (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Exorcist, Halloween, Forrest Gump…you know…SCARY movies.)…there’s a SHIT load of candy…and we get to dress up and scare the shit out of snot nosed punks bussed in from other neighborhoods as they beg for candy…my brother is running a Haunted House this year…he transformed his garage and backyard into some cool shit…graveyards, zombies, Leatherface, Jason Freddie…and me, drunk off my ass again…speaking of my ass, I am going in for a colonoscopy on November 2…gotta spend the day at home November 1, drinking that vile crap to shit my brains out…so chat should be fun then! This is my first PUI article…hope the ramplings of my nonsensical mind keep you entertained…my Giants play in London tomorrow, which sort of pisses me off. I am sure I could have cajolled a couple of tickets to the game had it been in Miami (thanks KC!!), but the NFL decided they want to treat the dentally challenged Brits to a real sport, so I am fucked yet again…my prediction is Giants 376…Dolphins -42…my Yankees should have a new manager shortly…while I hope Donnie Baseball gets the job, anyone following St. Torre who DOESN’T win a title in their first year will be managing in Kansas City the nest year…so I have mixed feelings…the NBA starts up soon…while I think the Tragic will probably make the Playoffs as an 8 seed, if the Deltics stay healthy, I think they are the team to beat…

Anyways…I need another drink…until then…that’s the bizzer…bitches!!!

Rican is I was born a poor black man...
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