The Harbinger

A long time ago, in a chat far, far away, some future muchedumbre chatters came up with a “cast list” of sorts. It may have been around Halloween time, it may not have been, but we whiled away hour after hour at work coming up with the cast to “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” comprised completely of people that we knew. Here is what we came up with:

Brad: DumbFuckJones
Janet: ShtUpLstnLearn
Magenta: MalibuPJ
RiffRaff: Soop
Colombia: Synch
Eddie: -Fu
Dr. Scott: uselesslegs
Rocky: MtDoraDave
Dr. Frank N Furter: crowd

Man, it took us forever to settle on that list. It would still be fun as hell to get together and have a RHPS party. Let’s do it! So, I was thinking about this and how much fun it was and thought I’d see what I could come up with for some other Halloween classics.

“Nightmare on Elm Street”

Freddy: DarkOne
Freddy’s only surviving victim: e

“Beetlejuice”

Adam: CivilizedRedneck
Barbara: MustangSally
Delia: SunshineLvr73
Charles: MyBig
Otho: Howei
Lydia: MLG
Beetlejuice: Jessica Alba

Friday the 13th:

Jason: DarkOne
Jason’s only surviving victim: e

Creeps, a short starring the Three Stooges:
Moe: Butchie
Larry: Mongo
Curly: Tongue-Fu

The ORIGINAL Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

Leatherface: DarkOne
Leatherface’s only surviving victim: e

“It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!”

Schroeder: Jaffe
Pigpen: Fafa
Peppermint Patty: Kazzy
Woodstock: Shiva
Snoopy: Gryffyn
Lucy Van Pelt: Darth_Dangerfield
Linus Van Pelt: Evil Eye
Sally Brown: Venusishot
Charlie Brown: Rhoadrunner

I have way too much fun doing this. What do you guys think? Good casts? Bad casts? I tried to do Harry Potter, but there are just too many characters. Who would you cast in what movie? When are we gonna have the RHPS viewing party? Who has the best TV?

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