God Hates The Yankees
By Rican • October 14th, 2007Locusts. FUCKIN LOCUSTS derailed the 2007 Yankee season. I am still confused as to how a little rain poses a danger to grown men, thus stopping baseball games, but a blinding swarm of midges (look it up, people) literally ENGULFING a playing field, with a kid on the mount who literally throws 100mph, is not a danger. The game should have been delayed until the swarm moved on, as it did for the most part about 20 minutes later. 2 wild pitches and a walk, and the season was baked. Fuck it…it was a rebuilding year anyway. Not many teams can have a rebuilding year where you start more rookies than any other team in baseball, and still win 93 games. So I am really not too sad. The future is bright, once the lingering offseason issues are worked out.
Speaking of which, Mr. Torre, here is a lovely fruit basket for you; we’ll be sure to write you at the retirement home. Mr. Mattingly, you’re up. We’ll hand you the keys to the most storied franchise in sports; your legacy is on the line…don’t fuck it up.
As for football, we have a wacky season going on. Apparently, all the teams who were surprises last year (N’Awlins, et al.) have remembered that they really DO suck, and reverted back to form. I pray and hope Tony Romo realizes he truly is a flash in the pan, and Dallas tanks.
The only thing more insufferable than Yankee fans are Cowwgirl fans.
Until next time, that’s the buzzer…
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Glad those Yankees lost. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving team. As for Romo, 5-1 is still agreat record and FAR better than the Giants!!