The Harbinger

Top 10 Muchelove Valentines

10. Venus, Gary, Aetherbunny, Woozyxl

It’s said nice people finish last
But you even try not to curse
You kindness can’t be surpassed
And you’ll always be first

9. Jaffe

You’re a man of wisdom
intelligence and drive
Your advice is awesome
You keep the board alive.

8. Vanuatru and MyBig

We agree, we disagree
But whenever you post
Or try to make a funny
You show true integrity.

7. Bitch, Please

We tied for best new poster
and made some enemies
You make life brighter
So screw those damn fairies!

6. Tongue -Fu

You make us your targets
At least every few weeks
Your humor deserve plaudits
For your biting critiques.

5. The Two Rednecks

Short, stoned laughs galore
Or memories of a great life
You two are the board’s core
And bring humor to our strife

4. Gryffn

I don’t care what they say
You can be really funny
In the midst of muche melee
You’re never taken lightly

3. Mama Juggs

Oh, she with the big hooters
With cocktail in hand
Will take on the boozers
And leave them behind

2. Evil Eye

You’re a drunk evil psycho
Or so the others will say
But I know you’re not a schmo
‘Cuz you preach love every day

1. The Howey Haters

Why are you on this list here?
Darth, Guardian, Mongo, Tawny?
I post too much and I’m queer
Boy, don’t that take moxie!

It doesn’t matter that we disagree
I’ll probably still scream like a banshee
We’re still part of the Muche family
And you’ll still scream “Shut up Howey!”

The fact is I respect all of you
Even though we’re prone to argue
Who’s right will always be unclear
Yet I’ll still toast you with a beer!

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTFN!

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