The Harbinger

Dear Harbinger,

You guys and gals have been gone for far too long. What have you been doing with this extended summer vacation?

Fondly,

Some Guy

p.s. Is Tawny back now? I love her.

EKG: Rove resigned…..

what do you think I did..

Yes, I dropped 2 hits of X, danced naked in the moonlight, to Rick James, while rubbing honey all over my body….

did I tell you I spent $200 on honey?

LisaRisa: This summer I got a job (but you can read about that later), I saw some boobies, I had a butt wiggled in my face and I laughed very hard, I brought my liver up to speed at the Leo Luau and I met new friends and spent time with old ones as well.

My summer vacation was a very good one indeed, I just wish I could enjoy my time at the luau a little more. But waiting for next years will be worth it!

Rhoadrunner: Recruited a bunch of newbies by getting Black Bean fired

JackiOh: Let’s see…. I got married, got laid off and turned 30. No real vacation for me though.

Mama Juggs: Vacation?

Gary: What have I been doing? Cripes, I”ve been hamstringed! An alien told me that the fate of the world rested in me being sober for a month. Now I think the Edititrix or whatever is playing a trick on me. I think she wanted me to be SUPER PISSED OFF in a month’s time and look at me! Sober as a dead politician! This sucks!

As soon as I down this SCOTCH I will hack you all into literary bytes and disseminate you through the suck that is 4chan, fuckers!

GatorJen: Sold tons of shit and sweated A LOT!

TawnyPirkicone: I was kidnapped! This stupid editor bitch wouldn’t meet the fucking demands fast enough. Do you KNOW hard difficult it was keeping my kidnappers happy? Jesus fuck. The luau was a blast, though.

SunshineLvr:

VACATIONWHATISTHISVACATIONWORDOFWHICHYOUSPEAKTHANKSTOMYDAMNEARICANTTAKEAVACATIONALLYEARSOIHOPEALLOFYOUOTHERPEOPLEHADFUNBECAUSEIVEBEENMISERABLYATWORKEVERYFUCKINGDAYDEALINGWITHFUCKINGBIDDYBITCHES

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