The Harbinger

As you can see, my demand that I get my own article in the Harb has been met. The Editrix hasn’t decided whether to meet either of the other two (if you need a reminder about what the shit I’m talking about, click here). Well, Edi-bitch, you’re running out of time! I will cut this loud-mouthed trollop! If she has ANY value to you and this silly “paper”, contact me or my co-conspirator soon or I will start with the cunts forked tongue.

Anyway, on to my article, sorta…

“Oh, Mr. Plume, my idol and love machine, why is the name of your article Much Dumb“? That’s the question I have been getting since my fans have gotten a whiff that I may be writing on a regular basis. Well, wonder no more. I will be commenting on the goings on in the world of MucheDumbre.com. Oh, it’s been done before, but not by me. You will get the inside scoop and scathing commentary from the world of “The Mooch”.

From current “Hot Topics” to behind-the-scenes gossip about members and exclusive “blind items” that you will find nowhere else, Much Dumb will deliver the goods in each issue of the Harbinger. No one is safe and no topic too taboo. Norm D. Plume will dig deep into the ass of MD and pull out all the shit that’s fit to print.

And, if you would like to get involved and give Mr. Plume a scoop of poop or if you are one of my many adoring female fans that want to send me dirty pictures of yourself, e-mail me at normdplumeharb@yahoo.com.

-Norm!

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