The Case of the Missing “R”
By md • June 3rd, 2007Dear Experts of the Harbinger,
Russ got a triple R tattoo spur of the moment like, but only got two R’s. I know he has enough back fat for all three! What happened to the third one? I have a theory that he left it off so I could get the extra R tattooed on myself.
-Unhealthily Obsessed with WTKS talent
Jaffe: It stands for Rebecca Romijn. It stands for Raped Rebar. It stands for Robust Ramon. NOODLE. It stands for Ropa Rieja. I fucking miss mashed fucking potatoes so goddamned much. I would kill a man for a fucking cheesecake cafe. I stole a candle holder tonight. I am not proud. You are a pony, and a show pony at that. It stands for Ribald Rowan. I think Rowan is a nice name, but FUCK Anne Rice. Fat cunt spends WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time describing ivy.
SunShineLvr73: KATETHOUGHTITWASACANDYLETTERANDATEIT
MLG: I am pretty sure the missing R is somewhere in the Boston area. Have you heard those people talk? “Where did you parrrrk your carrrr?” In fact are you sure there is only one R missing? Cause these people are using way more than their share.
Gator Jen: He’s such a pussy he took Kate’s last name but the little bit of testosterone in him kept him from at least adding her name so it’s just RR for Russ Ray.
Tawy Pirkicone: fuk I dnt av tym 4 dis sht, bt I tnk I saw LiLo snort ^ d xtra fkng R. wz hs tat2 wyt?
EKG: “Russ decided to drop the last “R” when Kate’s teacher told him that she kept calling the 3 R’s of Education, Russ Ray Rollins, instead of Reading,Writing and Arithmetic.”
Gary: Where’s the R and where’d it go? Well, let’s see. There’s no ‘R’ in SomaCow, broadcasting live from 2-5pm every Sunday, so no go there. Just Push Play, available live Fridays at 8pm? No missing ‘R’. Likewise for SynDown, Say Anything or ComaSow, all from somacow.net. Not an ‘R’ to be found.
The most likely culprit is the continuing pressure of the FCC forced corporate shit eaters frightened by their own shadow so much that they took it as collateral for all future mind crimes that will be enforced roughly next year at this time.
Fuckers.
MamaJuggs: Righteous roost-ruling Rhesus recently required reborn radio rabble rouser’s “R†removal referencing relationship ransom.
JackiOh: Dood. I think the better question is why the got a spur of he moment tattoo that he put no thought whatsoever into. One R, two R’s or three R’s, it was not the best decision. Obviously, the R is in the same jar as his balls, which is locked away, never to be seen again.
calidave: The missing “R” is due to Russ having no back bone (due to Kate) making his back smaller and not having room for the middle “R”.
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