The Harbinger

Miss MalibuPJ… what a doll… No, not Barbie’s friend, our friend, Molly. She was the original President of the Monsters Militia, beating out Maniac and GlennGlow. She was also one of the original board members on the WTKS board, being the first to break 10,000 posts. The webboard superlatives are an annual task that Molly takes on. The tallying takes up a lot of her precious time, but the results are always worth it.

Even Drew Garabo has a bit of Molly in his closing, “4 in the cooch”. No really… she does have 4 in the cooch! She has an X on her ankle, and would really love to get a “Rise Above” (ever hear of the band Black Flag?) tattoo also.

Speaking of pussy, she has four of those too, all with double consonants (like Tigger, etc). But she won’t be a cat lady forever… she has a new man now, Rob! She enjoys her new job in the finance department of a local Florida living room company, and her new house in
Sanford (there’s a joke in there somewhere). She is very excited about her future and so are we.

Molly has a military background, previously being in the Marine Corp. She has had a large collection of dogtags too, not to mention her real ones.

Molly has done a lot with the group in past (usually with beads involved). She helped organize the Militia float for the St Patty’s Day parade, and has been to many, many Monster events. She has probably forgotten more events than a lot of people remember. (Beer, beer, beer, let it flow like water!!) Maybe that’s why she wore the mustard shirt and wedding dress so often.

The Monsters aren’t the only “hot talk” show she enjoys. Like Russ (and a few others of us), she grew up listening to Ron and Ron. She listens to Ron and Fez now, and is also a fan of the Opie and Anthony show. She is very good friends with their producer, Erik (Sexbagel), and cenjoys listening to co-host comedian Jim Norton, one of her holy trinity (along with Steven King and Henry Rollins).

Molly has been a good friend to many of us over the years, and was the first person a lot of people met in the group. So, the next time you see Molly, raise your beer, and shout out the MalibuPJ mantra “Eat my fuck!”

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