The Harbinger

First let me mention last week. It was a very interesting tribal, probably one of the best. BooFromLou won immunity so it stirred up the pot. Everyone (except MyNameIsGator_Earl) decides it would be best to blindside Lil_man and vote him out when he doesn’t think they will. But oh did they not count on the smart mind of that little chinaman! He sensed something was wrong. He kept looking around and watching that no one was talking to him. And at tribal, he listened even more and really felt that feeling. Right before the votes were read he stood up and used his immunity idol which was very smart, as he would have been voted off. Instead, Shtupcy was voted off. And now on to the finale!

It’s down to 5, BooFromLou, CFro, Snychz, Lil_man, and MyNameIsGator_Earl. The worst thing that can happen to the crew is to have BooFromLou win immunity considering he is the obvious choice to go home. This week’s challenge was very interesting. A set of 5 mazes where you have to wind your way to a key (a specific one marked with your marker) and then go to a drawbridge, find the one that matches your marker, and then cross to the next level. Each maze gets harder and harder. Lil_man, BooFromLou, and Snychz are in the lead. Oh no! Snychz fell in the water! hahaah and BooFromLou follows very quickly! CFro is still at the entryway. I think people can see….these are not good masks. Or else Lil_man is just the wonder twin power he seems to be… Lil_man is being followed closely by Snychz and BooFromLou but they can’t catch up and Lil_man wins! Oh he needed this immunity. He has that, MyNameIsGator_Earl has his idol, they are on to the final 4. They decide all together to kick BooFromLou and Lil_man tells him so but also tells him how great of a player he is.

Final 4 and they do the walk…well…boat ride, to pick up the fallens’ torches and set them afire. You know the first few episodes this would make me teary-eyed but not anymore. It’s like instead of the final 4 reflecting, the editors do. But holy crap! There’s Joeybaggariceandbeans and boy is he an angry little man! He is all about talking about how Snychz messed him up. woo there’s some anger still there!

On to the final immunity challenge. Jeff tells them all it’s final but I don’t think they realize what he is saying. Lil_man gives back the immunity necklace and Snychz tells him “You’ll get it back”. Good, he will keep his word. I’m glad to see he has changed. So the immunity challenge is they are hanging on a watery plank by their arms outstretched above them. The plank keeps increasing in angle every few minutes. CFro has no chance. She has the heart but she’s never been good at these challenges. MyNameIsGator_Earl has surprised me that he hasn’t won any immunity challenges yet. He seems strong. Snychz is strong, Lil_man is light. Now if Snychz “drops” then he won’t have to keep his bargain right? hmmm. Lil_man and Snychz are indeed the last two hanging. Why hasn’t Snychz told Lil_man to drop himself? He’s giving him immunity right? Is he thinking of backing out??? Jeff has reminded them that this is their last challenge and that it will be a final 3 to win (like last season but I guess none of them watched?). Oh my….don’t do it Snychz! Snychz wins. He puts the necklace around his own neck. This does not look good. Maybe he just wants to wait until tribal council to do it in front of the jury. Everyone wonders about Snychz but says they think he will keep his word. Snychz comes back over and Lil_man says “If you change your mind at least don’t vote for me”. Snychz replies with a nod and then says “why do you think I’d change my mind?” Oh I don’t know. Because you fucked over about 20 people already? And if he does fuck Lil_man over how will that look? I understand it’s a game. Lil_man so will win if he’s in the final 3. But that’s one of my favorite things about muchevivor is it’s the jury that has the control. How will it look to them? Granted, people have won before that have shocked me because they “played the game well” but damn he has fucked over most of the jury! Well, hopefully he will keep his word. He tells CFro and MyNameIsGator_Earl that he is going to think of his kid and do the right thing but if for some reason he doesn’t, they better vote off Lil_man or one of them will go home. A final thought from Snychz, “I am an honorable person, I am noble, I am a truth teller, I am Snychz”. Hmmm. We’ll see.

On to tribal: Wow, everyone cleans up so nicely except Siriusi! You would think she just came from the island! What a schlub! Jeff reminds everyone that Snychz made a deal. Snychz says that this is a game where people lie and trick people. Uh oh. Oh my god! I don’t think he’s going to give it away! This could have gone so many ways. He could have given Lil_man the necklace and then made the deal with MyNameIsGator_Earl that CFro goes home. I’m worried… Jeff asks Lil_man what his gut is telling him and he says that Snychz is “that he will live up to his word”. It’s time for the vote and the big question, will Snychz live up to his word and give up the necklace? HE DOESN’T! OH MY GOD! MyNameIsGator_Earl is shocked and now what will he do? OK, CFro will probably vote off Lil_man as will Snychz. If Lil_man and MyNameIsGator_Earl vote for CFro then it’s a tie, usually fire, and Lil_man will win. But they could also vote off MyNameIsGator_Earl! Oh my, seriously, one of the best tribals. The vote: Oh stop your crying, Snychz. Whatever.

CFro

Lil_man 1 vote Lil_man, 1 vote CFro

Lil_man 2 votes Lil_man, 1 vote CFro

(come on MyNameIsGator_Earl, do right!)

what?? 15th person voted out, last member of jury, Lil_man. What are you doing MyNameIsGator_Earl? You could have caused a tie! I am so disappointed! I understand that he would win and it’s a game but you’ve been so stand up until now! Ugh!!

OK, so that sucked but very emotional. Now it’s time to meet with the jury. God this can be boring sometimes. Let’s hope for some kind of excitement!

It actually makes me kind of sick to see the final 3 celebrating. This is akin to when Rupert was voted off. hahaha, they drop a drop off in the ocean of food and celebratory items. But you have 3 people left who are are not necessarily swimmers cause they are…. well… um… so they’re standing around and finally MyNameIsGator_Earl goes in. Snychz talks about how growing up on the streets helped him. They burn the campsite. It’s time for the jury talk. Siriusi still looks like a dirty lesbian (nothing against lesbians, but just picture a dirty one and that’s her).

First to ask their question, Howelle. What do you think was the biggest hardship? Snychz: I’ve starved so that was nothing new, what was hardest for me was thirst. Um…didn’t you have a fire and water and things? You were on the plush island! CFro: Overcoming swimming. You didn’t overcome swimming! You just sat there watching the food float in the ocean! Howelle asks her back if that should win her a million. Nice one. MyNameIsGator_Earl: Being the only original Ravu member and we know about suffering and being sent to Exile Island also Nice answer.

Joeybaggariceandbeans. Earl. How did you find out who had the immunity idol from the other alliance? MyNameIsGator_Earl Snychz. Wow….that’s a good question/answer to get out there! That was it for his question.

Mighty_Moo. Congratulates them and then to Snychz Did you tell anyone about the immunity idol that I found? Snychz Yes, I did Mighty_Moo Would you consider that betrayal? Snychz No. It was lying but not betrayal. Huh? What? wow… Word of advice from Mighty_Moo, this is not the night to get caught up in lies.

Salsalvr. He looked cuter on the island all scruffy. Now he looks just…not so cute. Anyway. CFro Please describe a moment where you grappled the most with maintaining your integrity? CFro When I walked into a conversation of you and BooFromLou re voting off me or Snychz Salsalvr CFro, one of two things is going on here, either you are lying to me right now, or you cared very little taking Shtupcy and using her for the vote and discarding her 2 votes later. Wha?? Salsalvr what the hell happened to you? What are you talking about? Shtupcy was going to be voted out long ago and she made it to the final 6! Maybe she redeemed herself and you just continued to be an ass. CFro tries to defend herself and Salsalvr just cuts her off with a dramatic “Stop Stop Stop, I get to talk now” Where is all this hatred for CFro from, yo? Everyone in the jury is looking at him. He gets more agitated and says maybe he should tell her in spanish to stop and Joeybaggariceandbeans can translate. Seriously? Does he think he’s going to get an oscar? Cause he won’t. He looks rediculous up there! Snychz, You said that your goals are to help kids. Riddle me this (say what?) you cheat, you lie to succeed. Why would the rats and the snakes be the ones to help kids? Snychz This is a game, this isn’t the real world. This is 2 separations. In the real world you would have consequences Salsalvr Well, I would wish you luck but unlike you I am a man of my word so I don’t wish you luck. You can’t hide from Karma forever, my friend.

I will say at this point. I was worried. I thought maybe Snychz would win a sympathy vote or a “he played the game well” but so far they seem to be slamming him and CFro…

Siriusi. Oh this should be good. Ms “no one helps me and I hate it here and I want to leave but please don’t vote me out because I want to try but then when you keep me here I’m going to be Ms. negative and not even try in the challenges and then blame all of you and now I finally got voted out and I’m at a lush resort but I still look like a fucking train wreck”. Seriously, who still feathers their hair like that? Eeny Meeny Minee Mo, catch a holy crap is she really doing the racially insensitive picking game? with those 3 up there????? catch a liar by the toe, if he hollers let him go…not really….eeny meeny minee mo. CFro can I see your water shoes? OK, those are the worst looking water shoes I’ve ever seen. It’s telling me you were completely unprepared to play this game. Would you agree with that? This girl is seriously fucked in the head. She and Salsalvr must have done some crazy Fijian shit out there! CFro no, I’m still here and my shoes are still here. I don’t see the relevance in the question You and me both sister! Siriusi I asked the shoe question because it seems you are in over your head (note that here the jury is pretty much laughing…at Siriusi! and Jeff has the most quizzical look on his face.) She made it because…greed. I think greed is what fueled everything. Would you agree with that yes or no? OK. Why were you in this game Siriusi? for the fun of it? To see if you could get laid? It’s a million dollars! You made no friends and you’re just so fucking bitter! And crazy… CFro no, I’m surprised to hear that comment from you. I wanted to learn more about myself and win a million dollars. Siriusi oh! oh! say that again! see? yes! you caught her! *sigh* CFro We’re all here for the million dollars! Siriusi Snychz, I want to know how many 0s are in a million dollars hahahahah, what? is she trying to say something here? what the fuck! Snychz 6. Enough to keep somebody’s life running and help a lot of people Siriusi say that again? What? doesn’t she agree? She doesn’t! She’s looking at the jury like “what a stupid N, he doesn’t eve know!” oh my god ahhahahahaha. Hold on, I have to rewind this. I’m sure I’m missing great material here! hahahahhaha. The whole jury is laughing and Mighty_Moo just said “what?” re her. Siriusi MyNameIsGator_Earl yesterday when Lil_man got voted off you did a whole show like you were shocked. I saw it. That’s it, that same look! Like I can’t believe this is happening. Why did you look so shocked when you voted the man off? MyNameIsGator_Earl I looked shocked when Snychz didn’t give him the immunity and then I had to make a decision. I was like “wow” the person I have been with the whole time is gone. Siriusi You could have voted off CFro MyNameIsGator_Earl yes but I didn’t. I had to make a choice and it was a smart choice Siriusi It’s amazing how smart becomes interchanged with lying and manipulate. That’s it I’m done. oh my god! Siriusly! what the fuck? this girl is so whacky! MyNameIsGator_Earl didn’t plot to vote off Lil_man. Yes, he could have voted off CFro and forced the tie but he didn’t. He is trustworthy and was shocked at what happened. It wasn’t lying and manipulating. wow….i’m exhausted! but we still have GayAlienBartender and I’m sure that will be fun!

Shtupcy. Congratulations. MyNameIsGator_Earl the only real difference I see between you and Snychz is that you are more sophisticated. You’re college educated and you’ll land on your feet when you leave this game. Snychz, this could change your life. MyNameIsGator_Earl, should I base my vote on a need basis? Know what I’m sayin’? MyNameIsGator_Earl We would be playing this game if we all didn’t need a million dollars. It will change all of our lives. I’m not supposed to feel bad because I have a job or a car. I had a tough upbringing. I was raised with drugs and violence and it shouldn’t be based on need. We all need it. Nice answer!

GayAlienBartender Alright boys and girls this is how it’s gonna work. One question and you all answer it. You all know my vocabulary. Kick is a big part of it. A kicker is a clutch player. So my question is: I am the biggest kicker because: CFro I am the biggest kicker because I am a good listener. GayAlienBartender I don’t really want to know about the positive things you did. I’m going to give you one more chance and if you can’t do it I’ll go to someone else Well why don’t you first hand everyone the GayAlienBartender guide so we can all know what the fuck you’re asking! CFro I don’t feel that I manipulated anyone so GayAlienBartender (cutting her off) ok, so Snychz, same question. Snychz I am the biggest kicker because I manipulated my way to the top. Every time I was on the chopping block I was able to whip it around. I manipulated Lil_man (obviously-from gayalienbartender) and kept him around to get protection. GayAlienBartender (to CFro) that was a good answer, see how easy it was? My Man MyNameIsGator_Earl. MyNameIsGator_Earl I have to be one of the biggest kickers. I manipulated everyone up there because no one thought I was playing the game. GayAlienBartender good one. Nice move brother.

BooFromLou Wipe the smiles off your face boys and girls. First of all I want to tip my hat to Lil_man. By far he was the greatest player. He relied on this man’s word-Snychz. You can’t make a promise in your heart and then say oh well I change it now Snychz (interrupting) it wasn’t in my heart BooFromLou Snychz I’m speaking. When you made the deal with Lil_man were you playing him as a game? Or were you AS A CHRISTIAN (drum plays here) and I want your christian answer, were you playing him when you accepted that truck or did you come back later and say I have to play this game, now is my chance This would be a good time to be honest. Tell them you realized later you couldn’t keep your end! Snychz I came here playing the game. It flustered my mind. I was happy to be around people. I wasn’t even strategizing. BooFromLou (over Snychz) Were you playing the game as a christian man were you playing the game Snychz You don’t know. I was playing the game. Would you guys give up the truck for a million dollars? BooFromLou Snychz, I see right through you. I still believe in you but you are an immature christian. A strong christian would tell the devil “you dangle this money in front of me but i won’t take it”.

Lil_man A personal statement. Being a 54 year old I have the advantage of not having a testosterone overload and therefore I don’t have testosterone poisoning the brain (so that’s what it is!) so I can admit to a mistake. Snychz, what went down yesterday was entirely my fault. The truck was given to you and enjoy it. Now I will give you a chance to have the gonads to stand up and say why you changed your mind. Snychz I didn’t change my mind. I was playing the game. I’m sorry you was victim. Lil_man So when you accepted the truck you were playing me at that time. Snychz you were the hardest player in the game and you should know that. Lil_man So you are not going to admit that you changed your mind? Snychz I would admit it if I changed my mind but I came here knowing what I was going to do. Lil_man MyNameIsGator_Earl, simple question (uh oh) why would you not want to take me to the next level. MyNameIsGator_Earl because you would win. You played the best game by far. Lil_man thank you.

wow! ok, so can anyone actually focus on who should win or are we all still laughing at some of these jury members!

OK, so on to the vote.

MyNameIsGator_Earl-1 vote MyNameIsGator_Earl

MyNameIsGator_Earl-2 votes MyNameIsGator_Earl

MyNameIsGator_Earl-3 votes MyNameIsGator_Earl

MyNameIsGator_Earl-4 votes MyNameIsGator_Earl

Winner of Muchevivor: MyNameIsGator_Earl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap! OK, I’m so happy for him. Yay! Wow, so Jeff just said that for the first time ever they had a unanimous decision! Every single jury member voted for MyNameIsGator_Earl! He got all 9 votes! woo hoo!

So congratulations to gator_jen! She has won all of the prize money! There was no 2nd place. No one else got a vote! So to gator_jen 1st AND 2nd place! Have a fabulous time and congratulations!

Thank you all for playing. We will see you in the fall!

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