The Harbinger

News for people who want news from other people
Volume 4 | Issue 7 | Date: 6-15-2008

Bear in the Woods

By rhoadrunner • May 20th, 2007

He’s tall, he’s dark, he’s handsome… really dark… He’s our friendly neighborhood Bear.You may have seen him hanging out at some of the events and parties, smoking a cigar and drinking liquor and smilinBear is one of the friendliest people I have met. Well, friendly to you, but if somebody tries to mess with you, he’s got your back. Case in point, a certain person drank a bit too much at one of the Hard Rock Live shows. Bear helped me “walk” him to the taxi. Along the way, a group of kids started making fun of our drunk friend. Bear had his back and chased them off, never letting go of our friend.

At another party, another of our group decided to see if he could have 40 tequila shots for his 40th birthday. Around 14 shots, he got sick. Bear helped him out and took care of him behind the bar, until, once again, the taxi came.

While he is always there to help after the drama, he never causes it himself. He is too laid back and cool for that

Bear is a ladies man. Most of the women fuss over him. I’ve also heard reports that he sends the best PM’s on the board.

In his personal life, Bear, or Willie, is a father of 2 beautiful children, one boy and one girl. He loves his kids, and they love and adore him.

Bear works in the computer department of a defense contractor. Apparently the government finds him trustworthy also. He is also smarter than the average Bear; always having a quick quip, and providing intelligent conversation.

In the past, Bear was a football player, including, if my memory serves, in college. He still volunteers as a couch. He looks like a football player too, which may be one of the reasons the ladies swoon over him.

So, the next time you out drinking, and you have a bit too much, and you see this dark figure coming towards you… do not fear the reaper, it is probably just Bear, coming to your rescue.

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