The Harbinger

A woman of power, with her finger on the controls of the board. Well, she has her finger on the guy who has his finger on the controls of the board. Her board name is SunShineLvr73, the woman -crowd- calls “TCTIAD”¹.

SunShineLvr, or Debe, is a relative newbie to the group. She was a –Fuupie² first, which was a daily struggle, as she is dating the despot. When asked about this, -crowd- responded “Some chunky rumor mongers once reported that she and -Fu were romantically involved… although the gossip hound failed to realize that she was hunching on the Despot”. Yeah, “TMI” was my first gut feeling too.

But, back to our story. Tongue-Fu invited his friend Debe to see Coletta at Calico Jacks. She soon after joined the Muchedumbre webboard as SunshineLvr73 and the rest is history. Speaking of history, Debe grew up in Louisiana, but I’m not sure if she considers herself a “coon-ass”. She then moved to Hawaii, and then to the place she currently calls home, Florida.

Debe’s likes: Shoes (of course), guns, her pet dog Milo, cheesy medical dramas, classic movie musicals, toll house cookie sandwiches (ice cream) and tortilla chips with queso, ribeye steaks cooked medium rare, frat house humor, Harry Potter (the books; she turns her nose up at the movies) and guys who ride motorcycles.

Debe’s dislikes: mean people, kids (especially the mean ones), organized religion, big government, confrontation, American Idol, Jim Phillips and Moira, email chain letters supposedly written by a celebrity and diets.

You would know a lot her likes and dislikes if you listen to her weekly internet radio show, “Say… Anything”, along with Gator Jen and e (Ellen). They discuss sex, women’s issues, hot topics, and sex.

When she’s not tickling your brain with interesting topics, she’s busy tickling your back. Debe is a professional massage therapist³ and a part time bartender. She most recently poured drinks for the gay community at Lava, which unfortunately closed not long ago.

Debe drives a Mini Cooper, but the poor thing has been through hell. She vomited in it recently after a night of too many Malibu and Pineapple drinks (no, she wasn’t driving) and just barely got the odor out last week, when somebody rear-ended her. She’s doing fine, but the car will need some work. The mechanics are lucky she aired it out.

Did I mention her birthday was this week? If you haven’t already done so, please wish her a Happy Birthday!

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¹ – The Chick That I Am Dating
² - Friend/Fan of Tongue-Fu; 10,000 members and counting, join now!
³ – Send her a personal message if you want a personal massage^4
4 – Not “that” kind of personal massage, she’s a professional!

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