The Harbinger

Previously on….Muchevivor

Traveling to Exile Island, the teams find this is the merge and afterward they are to return to the lush Moto camp. But, alas, they return to find NOTHING. All the comforts are gone. Poor Mighty_Moo, he’ll never get to experience the luxury. Salsalvr believes his “four horseman” have the control. If my counting is correct, the other tribe has more people… Mighty_Moo told Snychz about the immunity idol which actually pissed him off. He didn’t know about it until now. Could there be a mutiny? Mighty_Moo and Snychz decide to go against Salsalvr and Joeybaggariceandbeans and vote off Shtupcy. The immunity challenge split the teams and Lil_man did awesome and his team won immunity. Snychz went to tribal and changed his mind and voted off Howelle.

MyNameIsGator_Earl is expecting Shtupcy to go home but instead it’s Howelle. That was part of their alliance and boy the gears start turning! The 3 horseman confront Mighty_Moo re voting for Shtupcy and he claims miscommunication. He doesn’t like Salsalvr having the power. Snychz says the reason for switching at tribal council is that Howelle didn’t know him so that was the reason he voted for her. Huh? Salsalvr says that the immunity idol should switch hands but Mighty_Moo wants nothing to do with that. This frat pack just can’t make it through. Please tell me the universe will help and take these egomaniacs out!

BooFromLou approaches MyNameIsGator_Earl and wants to make a new alliance. MyNameIsGator_Earl is suspicious but knows that they need the votes.

The challenge today-one of this writer’s favorites-is when they all have to write down the answers to some questions. Then Jeff takes them all and reads off the question and you have to vote for who you think got the most votes. CFro is on fire! She answers them all correct. Taken out are (in order): Shtupcy, BooFromLou, Salsalvr, MyNameIsGator_Earl, Mighty_Moo, Lil_man, Joeybaggariceandbeans, Snychz. CFro wins! She gets to go on a yacht and take 3 people with her. She sends Mighty_Moo to Exile Island. At camp she has to decide who to take. Joeybaggariceandbeans says he’ll lick her feet! Guess that didn’t entice her. She picks Dreamz first. This worries me, is she switching? Then BooFromLou. Hmm, what is CFro up to? Last choice. Lil_man. Good choice. He seems to be very good at his strategizing and he definitely deserves the break. CFro said she wants to make sure BooFromLou and Dreamz are on their side. OK, good for her! Smart girl!

The reward is nice I guess but remember the one season where they had a pool on the yacht? Now that was luxury! Snychz doesn’t seem to be too into everything but he is definitely listening. This is a gamble! They lean toward Salsalvr. CFro sees the same thing we all see, his eyes do not show commitment. Snychz doesn’t know what to do. His promise was to the four horsemen but his heart says go with CFro etc. hmmm. Should be very interesting!

Mighty_Moo now sees that all the clues are the same for both tribes so he is sure MyNameIsGator_Earl has it. He wants CFro and everyone in her alliance out.

Back and Salsalvr is trying to get info from Snychz. Snychz has told him he’s the target. Uh oh. MyNameIsGator_Earl walks up on them talking while they’re supposed to be getting water. He is doubting Snychz. CFro mentions this to Snychz and his feelings are hurt. What a sensitive guy! MyNameIsGator_Earl comes over and clears it up. He says Snychz needs to listen and stop talking. Then Snychz says “Mighty_Moo has the immunity idol”. Wow! He describes it perfectly. OK, so he is back with CFro and team.

Immunity time and it’s endurance. They have to stand on incrementally smaller little half moon steps and keep themselves wedged between two walls using only their arms to brace. No hips, no legs, no butt. So many people need this immunity! Out in order of weakness: CFro, Joeybaggariceandbeans, MyNameIsGator_Earl…these three are asked who the favorite is and they all say Shtupcy which is a good move. Sounds like they kinda like her…Mighty_Moo is next…one hour and down to the bottom level…Salsalvr, Snychz, Shtupcy. Down to Lil_man and BooFromLou. BooFromLou keeps falling and pulling himself back up by his arms and feet. He finally falls and Lil_man wins. He says “I’m sure I could have stayed another hour” watch it Lil_man! So now will he give his idol to MyNameIsGator_Earl just in case?

Camp is eerily quiet. Mookie_Moo feels he is going to take out the whole alliance because CFro sent him to Exile. The 4 horsemen are going to vote out MyNameIsGator_Earl because he probably has the idol. Don’t they realize if they do that then the next highest votes wins which will be someone from their team? Ugh. Yes, it gets the idol out of play but they’ll have to sacrifice to do it. Snychz asks if they are all sure that Shtupcy is still on their side which casts some doubt.

Shtupcy goes to Lil_man and gets reassured to vote off Salsalvr. Salsalvr pulls Shtupcy aside and she says she is hot and agitated and doesn’t know what she’s going to do. Joeybaggariceandbeans points out that that means she is not with them. Their apocalyptic regime is crumbling!!! Well, they never had a regime, they just thought they did.

Snychz is talking to Joeybaggariceandbeans and tells them they’re all going to vote for Salsalvr. Traitor bastard! So they go to Mighty_Moo and tell him they need to give it to Salsalvr to save him. Mighty_Moo doesn’t want to but to keep with his alliance he decides to. The transfer happens. Damn it Snychz! Wait woah, what? Rewind! Snychz just went up to CFro and crew and told them “Mighty_Moo gave the idol to Salsalvr”. Holy crap! Good for you Snychz. Way to waffle and help the good guys! (not that this writer is biased) They aren’t sure they believe him but to be safe they decide to vote off Joeybaggariceandbeans just in case. They don’t tell Mighty_Moo, which can be bad, but they have the numbers and the last thing they need is to have him go over and spill the beans back to the ponies. This is going to be a VERY interesting vote tonight. Too many iffys!

Salsalvr says that he thinks MyNameIsGator_Earl has the idol so they want to take out the alliance. Snychz says that tonight’s vote is going to bring out the snakes and the rats. Touche’! Off to the vot…WOAH! Yuck! Thank god for the fuzz our factor on TV. There was Siriusi’s butt crack!

Oh, the vote:

Wait, not yet! Salsalvr plays the immunity idol. It is gone. There are some smiles on all of the faces. Oh I can’t wait to see some of their faces in a minute!

CFro

CFro-2 votes CFro. Let me note here that everyone is again smiling. The ponies think they have it. The CFro camp knows they are just fine. This is total proof that Jeff arranges the votes when reading them (yes we all knew it but this is just such a nice stab to the ponies!)

CFro-3 votes CFro

Mighty_Moo-1 vote Mighty_Moo. Boy, those smiles are quickly fading!

Joeybaggariceandbeans-3 votes CFro, 1 vote Mighty_Moo, 1 vote Joeybaggariceandbeans. Wow, these faces are just priceless!

Joeybaggariceandbeans-3 votes CFro, 2 votes Joeybaggariceandbeans, 1 vote Mighty_Moo. Snychz seems a little perplexed…

Joeybaggariceandbeans-tie-3 votes CFro, 3 votes Joeybaggariceandbeans, 1 vote Mighty_Moo.

Joeybaggariceandbeans-4 votes Joeybaggariceandbeans, 3 votes CFro, 1 vote Mighty_Moo. Here comes the final vote! Salsalvr hangs his head.

10th person voted out Joeybaggariceandbeans. Look at Big Gay Bartender smiling! He likes this and it’s good the jury likes this.

Ooh! The idol will be re-hidden and they’ll put new clues on Exile. Can be interesting!

What a great episode and good job to the editors for fitting all of that flopping and flipping in the episode!

Next week-Well of course the leftover ponies are upset with Snychz. Oh my! It looks like they steal Lil_Man’s idol! Oh no! At least they still have the numbers…

Those still in:

Alex=Salsalvr=Sunshinelvr73

Dreamz=Snychz=Snych

Cassandra=CFro=KBo

Earl=MyNameIsGator_Earl=Gator_Jen

Boo=BooFromLou=JenFromJax

Mookie=Mighty_Moo=Manny

Stacy=Shtupcy=ShtupLstnLearn

Yau-Man=Lil_man=Lil_bit

Good luck to the Elite Eight!

jen is
Email this author | All posts by jen