My virgin landownership(a spell check suggestion for listenership), very nice. It makes me think about some of my recent "perfect messes". I come to this seat yesterday with a bowl of cereal, ladidifreakin duh! I don't just dump it on the floor or chair or my clothes or the space between and including the cushion and side of chair but all of the above.
Also recently after telling myself many times that I
will not eat while driving, I was eating while driving. Whatever it was had gooeygoodness involving melted cheese and other lovely accoutrement's. Needless to say, it also landed on clothes, seat and floor. As for this bathroom door issue...why not develop a simple plastic dispenser that would have a disposable plastic or paper towel of some sort just enough to the job of getting the door opened without touching the handle?
As for the arguments that it would be a needless expense...a convincing case could be made that the germs
spread which cause sickness and lost man hours would more than pay for it. There would still be people that wouldn't use it but at least it would eliminate the problem of touching behind people that don't wipe.
(Since I'm so in touch with my feminine side you should let me be a recurring character)(Still getting the phones worked out?)