It Rhymes With Dio
March 10, 2010, 07:50:26 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News:
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: So I'm sittin here  (Read 5658 times)
Octo-Darth
Darth Inc.
Rican's Party Up In Here
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 9856

Just Wet It And Forget It!


« on: July 09, 2009, 05:04:25 PM »

sippin Stoli after a long prosperous day in this hotel lobby watchin two Niggs workin HARD, I mean real fuckin hard to pick up this blaaaaaaaaaaaaack hoe who has the ass the size of my Caddy and just can't fuckin fathom?  The dysmorphic fuckin ass from hell, a celulite paradise with the JoMamma tits the size of a water head and a triple gunt as an extra bonus.  I'd fuck a sheep first. 
Logged

My Big
Dickens Cider
Golden Ban Hammers
Rican's Party Up In Here
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 20639


If lovin Bert is wrong, you don't wanna be right.


« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 05:06:57 PM »

sippin Stoli after a long prosperous day in this hotel lobby watchin two Niggs workin HARD, I mean real fuckin hard to pick up this blaaaaaaaaaaaaack hoe who has the ass the size of my Caddy and just can't fuckin fathom?  The dysmorphic fuckin ass from hell, a celulite paradise with the JoMamma tits the size of a water head and a triple gunt as an extra bonus.  I'd fuck a sheep first. 
Are they readily available?
Logged

AUTHOR OF RULE #789
Q
Jetty
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 433


« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 05:33:27 PM »

Are they readily available?

Which? Huh? Huh?


The "ass the size of my Caddy "...or,

The "dysmorphic fuckin ass from hell..."   or,

The "celulite paradise " .....  (my personal fave.....sounds "bouncy") or,

The "JoMamma tits "   ... (I'm an "ass-man",,,ask me 'bout that sometime)  or,

The  "triple gunt ".....  Which is it you want?  Oh Damn!  I forgot about the damn Sheep!   Grin  We'll throw that into the mix....


Me?  I want some of that Stoli......

« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 05:35:10 PM by Q » Logged

"I met her in the the marina laundry room, and knew I had to make her mine. She had a saltwater tan, bright blue eyes, and smelled faintly of diesel".
ConeBonerousJones
Golden Ban Hammers
Leo
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 1802



« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 05:41:42 PM »

What's a triple gunt?
Logged
Gryffyn
Idiot trained, FAA approved
Rican's Party Up In Here
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 7820


Phu Khen AV8R / Clarence Oveur


« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 06:05:18 PM »

What's a triple gunt?

If it's related to a moose knuckle, you don't want to know.

Logged

MWO#1721, fifth place finisher in the Cure For The Run, and special medal recipient.
Quote from:  Leonardo Da Vinci
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will long to return.
Q
Jetty
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 433


« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 06:31:50 PM »

If it's related to a moose knuckle, you don't want to know.



Oh damn!  Mother of God....   I can't imagine....

If she and I were the last two people on Earth.....we would BE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH.
Logged

"I met her in the the marina laundry room, and knew I had to make her mine. She had a saltwater tan, bright blue eyes, and smelled faintly of diesel".
MtDoraDave
Rican's Party Up In Here
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 5821

Snootch


« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 06:46:30 PM »

I was thinking more of this one...


Logged

1Private_Dick
MD
Rican's Party Up In Here
*
Online Online

Posts: 2295


I see all.


« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 06:49:08 PM »

If it's related to a moose knuckle, you don't want to know.



Is it just me..or is that Sarah Palin behind that "Moose"?
Logged

Phile-ite
Redneck Whirlpool
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 740


« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 07:02:06 PM »

Is it just me..or is that Sarah Palin behind that "Moose"?

Can't be, I don't see a rifle
Logged
Gryffyn
Idiot trained, FAA approved
Rican's Party Up In Here
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 7820


Phu Khen AV8R / Clarence Oveur


« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 09:29:56 PM »

Oh damn!  Mother of God....   I can't imagine....

If she and I were the last two people on Earth.....we would BE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH.

You know you'd hit it!

Just keep it well fed or shit could get ugly.
Logged

MWO#1721, fifth place finisher in the Cure For The Run, and special medal recipient.
Quote from:  Leonardo Da Vinci
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will long to return.
woozxyl
Ban Hammers
Rican's Party Up In Here
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 6669



WWW
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 10:10:58 PM »

Now that's just nasty!
On the subject of definitions, what the hell is "the smile above the trout" that Drunky mentions on the show outro?
Logged

"Life is a banquet, and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death."

http://perfectrapport.blogspot.com/
Evil Eye
Rican's Party Up In Here
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 9197


Stochasticity


« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 10:41:53 PM »

Now that's just nasty!
On the subject of definitions, what the hell is "the smile above the trout" that Drunky mentions on the show outro?

V shaved pubes
Logged

Quote
"I think philosophy gets in the way of science." < See what I did there?
Q
Jetty
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 433


« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 12:05:52 AM »

You know you'd hit it!
Just keep it well fed or shit could get ugly.

Hit it???  I bet I couldn't...WOULDN'T.....Find it!  And don't you dare get going on that old Flour analogy....you ain't rolling that thang in no flour, dude..... Tongue
Logged

"I met her in the the marina laundry room, and knew I had to make her mine. She had a saltwater tan, bright blue eyes, and smelled faintly of diesel".
Gryffyn
Idiot trained, FAA approved
Rican's Party Up In Here
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 7820


Phu Khen AV8R / Clarence Oveur


« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 12:18:57 AM »

Yeah, I was trying to think of something to say, but yeah, I'd have to agree. Fuckin' heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.
Logged

MWO#1721, fifth place finisher in the Cure For The Run, and special medal recipient.
Quote from:  Leonardo Da Vinci
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will long to return.
Iceman2469
Wielding my Weapon of the Pasta Lord.
Rican's Party Up In Here
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 13599


This is Madness!?!


WWW
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 01:32:01 AM »

Is it just me..or is that Sarah Palin behind that "Moose"?


looks more like janet reno
Logged


You're all correct, except ekg (of course).
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!