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« on: July 09, 2009, 06:04:25 PM » |
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sippin Stoli after a long prosperous day in this hotel lobby watchin two Niggs workin HARD, I mean real fuckin hard to pick up this blaaaaaaaaaaaaack hoe who has the ass the size of my Caddy and just can't fuckin fathom? The dysmorphic fuckin ass from hell, a celulite paradise with the JoMamma tits the size of a water head and a triple gunt as an extra bonus. I'd fuck a sheep first.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 06:06:57 PM » |
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sippin Stoli after a long prosperous day in this hotel lobby watchin two Niggs workin HARD, I mean real fuckin hard to pick up this blaaaaaaaaaaaaack hoe who has the ass the size of my Caddy and just can't fuckin fathom? The dysmorphic fuckin ass from hell, a celulite paradise with the JoMamma tits the size of a water head and a triple gunt as an extra bonus. I'd fuck a sheep first.
Are they readily available? |
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 06:33:27 PM » |
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Are they readily available?
Which?  The "ass the size of my Caddy "...or, The "dysmorphic fuckin ass from hell..." or, The "celulite paradise " ..... ( my personal fave.....sounds "bouncy") or, The "JoMamma tits " ... ( I'm an "ass-man",,,ask me 'bout that sometime) or, The "triple gunt "..... Which is it you want? Oh Damn! I forgot about the damn Sheep!  We'll throw that into the mix.... Me? I want some of that Stoli...... |
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« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 06:35:10 PM by Q »
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"I met her in the the marina laundry room, and knew I had to make her mine. She had a saltwater tan, bright blue eyes, and smelled faintly of diesel".
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ConeBonerousJones
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 06:41:42 PM » |
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What's a triple gunt?
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Gryffyn
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 07:05:18 PM » |
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What's a triple gunt?
If it's related to a moose knuckle, you don't want to know.  |
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 07:31:50 PM » |
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If it's related to a moose knuckle, you don't want to know. Oh damn! Mother of God.... I can't imagine.... If she and I were the last two people on Earth.....we would BE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH. |
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"I met her in the the marina laundry room, and knew I had to make her mine. She had a saltwater tan, bright blue eyes, and smelled faintly of diesel".
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 07:46:30 PM » |
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I was thinking more of this one...  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 07:49:08 PM » |
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If it's related to a moose knuckle, you don't want to know. Is it just me..or is that Sarah Palin behind that "Moose"? |
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Yes, I do rock!
That is all I care about. Destroying bitches linguistically, every single day.
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 08:02:06 PM » |
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Is it just me..or is that Sarah Palin behind that "Moose"?
Can't be, I don't see a rifle |
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 10:29:56 PM » |
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Oh damn! Mother of God.... I can't imagine....
If she and I were the last two people on Earth.....we would BE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH.
You know you'd hit it! Just keep it well fed or shit could get ugly. |
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 11:10:58 PM » |
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Now that's just nasty!
On the subject of definitions, what the hell is "the smile above the trout" that Drunky mentions on the show outro?
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 11:41:53 PM » |
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Now that's just nasty!
On the subject of definitions, what the hell is "the smile above the trout" that Drunky mentions on the show outro?
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 01:05:52 AM » |
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You know you'd hit it!
Just keep it well fed or shit could get ugly.
Hit it??? I bet I couldn't... WOULDN'T.....Find it! And don't you dare get going on that old Flour analogy....you ain't rolling that thang in no flour, dude.....  |
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"I met her in the the marina laundry room, and knew I had to make her mine. She had a saltwater tan, bright blue eyes, and smelled faintly of diesel".
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 01:18:57 AM » |
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Yeah, I was trying to think of something to say, but yeah, I'd have to agree. Fuckin' heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 02:32:01 AM » |
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Is it just me..or is that Sarah Palin behind that "Moose"?
looks more like janet reno |
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the one time I don't go all word-whore.. LOL
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