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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2010, 02:00:08 PM »

Imagine going to iron a wrinkled shirt, only to find that the previous guest of that room used it to make a grilled cheese pannini... you know the maid service ain't checking the iron!

If you do it right..the don't need to check it....from the article
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How to Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich with an Iron: Cut a piece of aluminum foil big enough to wrap around the sandwich. Place the hot iron flat on the foil-wrapped sandwich, (this doesn't hurt the iron). Let the iron sit on the foil for about 30 seconds; peek inside to see if the sandwich has been toasted.
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2010, 02:05:51 PM »

If you do it right..the don't need to check it....from the article

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How to Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich with an Iron: Cut a piece of aluminum foil big enough to wrap around the sandwich. Place the hot iron flat on the foil-wrapped sandwich, (this doesn't hurt the iron). Let the iron sit on the foil for about 30 seconds; peek inside to see if the sandwich has been toasted.

Lobster thermadore is better.  So is a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.

Just sayin'...
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2010, 02:42:01 PM »

Lobster thermadore in the coffee pot and steak on the iron grill. MMmmmmmmmm.
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2010, 02:56:42 PM »

Lobster thermadore in the coffee pot and steak on the iron grill. MMmmmmmmmm.

It's still better when the Underhills pay for it, though. 
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2010, 03:00:25 PM »

This is my slow day (again) who are the Underhills?
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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2010, 03:09:08 PM »

Underhill coffee?
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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2010, 03:37:54 PM »

He's a friend of the Stanwyck's.  Der.

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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2010, 03:39:39 PM »


Not when you order lobster thermadore.

You are SUPPOSED to order a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich.
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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2010, 03:43:55 PM »

You are SUPPOSED to order a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich.

Keep reading.....
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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2010, 04:05:00 PM »


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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2010, 04:13:07 PM »

Can't we just have sex?

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« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2010, 04:23:54 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2010, 05:56:16 PM »


No.

Maybe you should just lay down, and I'll fill you in.

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