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Author Topic: Ricky Martin: 'I Am a Fortunate Homosexual Man'  (Read 215 times)
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« on: March 30, 2010, 02:53:40 PM »

Who, oh who, could have ever predicted this?

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/132331/ricky-martin-i-am-a-fortunate-homosexual-man/

After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, pop star Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay.
"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 03:05:38 PM »

He's a furriner isn't he?
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 03:14:29 PM »

So Shebang was....just a lie?

God damn...I'm so confused now.
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 03:39:22 PM »

Wow!  And next that fatty fat fuckin fat fat  bitch in Precious who's face looks like it's about to god damned pop will come out and say she has a fuckin eating disorder.
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 03:51:33 PM »

No waaaaay, she is big boned.
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 05:01:43 PM »

Wow!  And next that fatty fat fuckin fat fat  bitch in Precious who's face looks like it's about to god damned pop will come out and say she has a fuckin eating disorder.


And here I thought she was anorexic. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 05:50:37 PM »

Wow!  And next that fatty fat fuckin fat fat  bitch in Precious who's face looks like it's about to god damned pop will come out and say she has a fuckin eating disorder.
You know you would hit it!
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 06:36:11 PM »

You know you would hit it!

I'd hit it.  I'd hit it with a fuckin banana cream pie in the face.  Some people are worried about how a big fat cunt like that is going to get work.  Shit, paint her belly and tits white, glue a mutha fuckin fin on her back and she can play Shamu at god damned sea world.  Oh that's right, Niggrahs can't swim.  Nevermind....
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 06:53:14 PM »

hahahaahhah
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 08:47:00 PM »

I'd hit it.  I'd hit it with a fuckin banana cream pie in the face.  Some people are worried about how a big fat cunt like that is going to get work.  Shit, paint her belly and tits white, glue a mutha fuckin fin on her back and she can play Shamu eat trainers at god damned sea world.  Oh that's right, Niggrahs can't swim.  Nevermind....

too soon?
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 08:53:58 PM »

too soon?
nah, wasn't nuttin to us.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 09:49:02 PM »

I'd hit it.  I'd hit it with a fuckin banana cream pie in the face.  Some people are worried about how a big fat cunt like that is going to get work.  Shit, paint her belly and tits white, glue a mutha fuckin fin on her back and she can play Shamu at god damned sea world.  Oh that's right, Niggrahs can't swim.  Nevermind....

and here i thought you were going for her to play the role of the Stay-Puff Marshmellow man in the Ghostbusters Musical...
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