Tonight I found a new model. He is a decent enough model, but I couldn’t get him to put on any pants…and to be honest it was kind of creepy.

It was not so long ago when I would have turned my nose up at beans and rice. In general I am not a big fan of beans. I like green beans, but only when cooked with a lot of bacon. Baked beans…pork fat. So for me the key to good beans is pork. At some point I learned about chorizo. Chorizo plus a can of black beans and some lime juice…oh man I could never have imagined beans this good.

So we have this citrus tree that we bought at Lowes a few months ago. It is one of those grafted kind with like 6 different types of citri (citruses?)…anyway much to my surprise the fucking thing it full of fruits. The problem is there is no easy fucking way to tell what is a lime and what is an unripe orange. So we go out there and we say I think this is a keylime and try to smell it. As far as I know we have been lucky so far and had a few limes and a handful of keylimes. I think the one in this picture might actually be a baby orange…or it could be a grapefruit. Who the fuck knows really…

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