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So…I open the freezer and see a box of ice cream sandwiches. Mmmm…I like ice cream sandwiches, so I grab the box and as I am taking one out of the box I start to notice stuff on the box that doesn’t seem quite right.
“tofuti”
“dairy free”
What the fuck is this shit!?!?
So I return the bastard sandwich to the box and poke about the freezer for the real stuff…
6 month old frozen pretzels…peas…broccoli…hmm…freezer burned sherbet…
Why I am not seeing any ice cream sandwiches?
How cruel is it to bring on some kind of abomination of a desert and not bring home the real ones? You want to eat fake food that is fine with me, but fuck man I have no interest in eat fucking tofu ice cream even if it is wrapped in tasty chocolate cookie. Fuck the cookie prolly doesn’t even taste good…
Dairy free….free from anything good.
