it’s something…

I have a crush…it is stupid really. I am not even sure if it really even qualifies as a “crush”, but it is kind of embarrassing.

You know what I am talking about right?

It is kind of like when you are hungry and you start to salivate at the thought of biting into a great steak. Or the smell of a hamburger cooking on someones grill. When I see this person I start to salivate…

OK not literally…

Now back to the salivation…I am having trouble finding the right way to describe it, cause…not to get too gross or anything, but nothing is “moving”. It is just like I can’t stop looking at her. And oh man…I just saw her in this horrible movie, there is a scene with her swimming underwater where she kind of undulates…it does something to me deep down inside…and no not sexual you fucking perverts. Anyway, if I had a clip of her undulating I could watch it on an endless loop.

Where the fuck is this going…jesus I need to stop now…it is making me feel like some kind of weirdo freak…but seriously its not like that.

I swear! Jesus Fuck stop looking at me like that…OK I am not talking about this anymore, now just leave me alone already.

Oh yeah…if you have any good pics of Jessica Alba please pass them along…or something.