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Yesterday I went to the fancy new supermarket. This supermarket is special cause they sell whole food. I didn’t realize that the other groceries aren’t selling whole food, but my wife kept telling that it was great cause it was whole foods or something, what ever the hell that means. Anyway it is a nice grocery store, and they do something really neat. You can walk up to this meat case full of hamburgers and sausage, and say “I would like to eat that one right there.” They will take that bitch out of the case and toss it right on the grill and cook it for you in front of your little eyes. They have other neat stuff too but you will have to see it for yourself, cause I don’t want to type that much.






Are you sure your wife didn’t say “hole foods”?
Maybe the fruits have worm holes?
…Do they sell donuts there?
Comment by Mustang Sally — June 26, 2008 @ 8:07 pm