evil
So I had to make two trips to Publix today…I didn’t buy the right bread, what the fuck do I know, brown bread is brown bread…”we don’t like multi-grain”…multi what? Jesus…just give me the store brand white bread and I am perfectly happy.
So anyway I made two trips to Publix…in other words I was assaulted a total of 4 times. Attacked each time I dared cross the threshold. If you have been to the grocery store in the last few weeks I am sure that you are familiar with the evil little monsters that have taken up post outside your favorite purveyor. With sad little eyes that belie their evil nature, these green vest monsters that attempt to spread their evil to every home in the country. In the past it was easy to avoid these creature, because they would attempt to confront you in your own home, where it is easy to hide from them, but apparently at some point in recent years someone in the organization had an epiphany. They figured out something that bums and other professional beggers figured out years ago…everyone has to buy food.
So now they camp outside local grocery stores confronting shoppers who just need a loaf of bread and tempt them with tasty cookies. So you smile and say no thank you and they punch you in the stomach with guilt and jesus if the ones in green vests can’t get the job done they send in the brown vested ninjas of guilt to kick you in the nuts.
That’s right, I am talking about that cookie slinging institution of evil, The Girl Scouts!
And I am not the only one who thinks this either. One of the notable critics of the Girl Scouts is the American Family Association. That’s right the good old AFA agrees with me! The Girl Scouts are evil! Of course they have different reasons for arriving at this conclusion than I do, but fuck it, an ally is an ally. OK so maybe the reasons that the AFA doesn’t like the Girl Scouts are good reasons to like them, but but…
Fuck!
I DON’T WANT TO BUY ANY FUCKING COOKIES!
But see you can’t really say that to a Girl Scout…cause people look at you funny…
Shit I should have bought some cookies, cause today was the last day…
