I wanted paragraphs! Concepts! Derivative insight gleaned from the mind of a jaded thirtysomething navigating the charted but still treacherous waters of fatherhood, husbandlyness, and technologic whatsitcalledness.
And instead, you expound poop. This place looks like the inside cover of my yearbook, a piss poor patois, prattling primly and pontificating a practical pittance.
Derivative insight is not something someone should ever expect to gain from reading my shit. For you see I am a hack. I am much like that monkey you put in the room with a typewriter…left long enough you will get a novel. But it will be a novel full of nonsense typed by a monkey.
And maybe you should take that stick you have been poking me with and stir the “poop” around a bit and let the full smell of it waft up into your nose hairs…
Oh and I was lying about not writing last night…I just didn’t write here I wrote there or somewhere…
Jesus. THIS is what you craft?
I wanted paragraphs! Concepts! Derivative insight gleaned from the mind of a jaded thirtysomething navigating the charted but still treacherous waters of fatherhood, husbandlyness, and technologic whatsitcalledness.
And instead, you expound poop. This place looks like the inside cover of my yearbook, a piss poor patois, prattling primly and pontificating a practical pittance.
Poser! Say it!
In French, Poseur.
You, my friend, are cheating.
Sincerely,
P.E. Coq.
Comment by Pop E. Coq — February 24, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
Derivative insight is not something someone should ever expect to gain from reading my shit. For you see I am a hack. I am much like that monkey you put in the room with a typewriter…left long enough you will get a novel. But it will be a novel full of nonsense typed by a monkey.
And maybe you should take that stick you have been poking me with and stir the “poop” around a bit and let the full smell of it waft up into your nose hairs…
Oh and I was lying about not writing last night…I just didn’t write here I wrote there or somewhere…
Comment by mlg — February 24, 2007 @ 4:21 pm