Tard Blog
So yesterday I tried implementing some “typical” blogging…I am not sure how well this worked, but I did get a lot of positive response to the anal video. Today I want to try working with another suggestion I have been given…
You see there is a group of “special” people that I have the task of monitoring. Keeping up with these guys takes up a good bit of my time. Some days I can be distracted by them for most a day and even late into the evening. Since they take up so much of my time I tend to “learn” quite a bit from them.
Here is some of the stuff that I “learned” today.
They have spooks a Universal’s City Jazz. Apparently there is photographic evidence of this. I even hear that they are posessing innocent young white women.
To host a local morning radio talk show in Orlando you have to be an ass that can not detect the difference between heartfelt constructive criticism and a harsh “your show sucks” comments. Unless you bury your head in their ass.
If you have a better job offer you should take it, but if you work for a cunt don’t tell her that you have a new job.
Some people really suck at picking the winners of sporting events, other people seem to do it pretty well, but they are “just lucky”.
If you want to die brown hair to strawberry blond you have to dip your head in Clorox first, or just shave your head and get a wig.
The rational side of someone who is bi-polar seems to be more evident after lunch.
Drawing can be a fun way to express yourself.
This one is something that I seem to notice quite often, but there are some people that are experts at everything.
If you buy stuff online you can kicked in the back for it even if the place is overstocked…or something.
Dates are really important to some people.
Working on XM radio is bad for your heart.
And finally some people are just crazy.
So there it is…well as best as I can remember it anyway…I think it is pretty accurate…or something.
