it’s something…

As I continue my Lake Eola series, and thought I should mention something. Lake Eola is fucking filthy. As soon as I got within 30 feet of the water my nose was accosted by the foul* stench of bird shit. Then as you get closer to the water you notice that it isn’t only the smell the water looks gross. Most of the bodies of water around town don’t invite you to jump in, but you would think that the lake that is in the middle of fucking downtown wouldn’t make you think of a cesspool. Guess I will probably get some kind of letter from the Chamber of Commerce or the Tourism Bureau about this, but I will not be silenced.

Shit I hope I do get a letter, then I can call Tony Pipertones and get him go down there and film the shit filled lake. Then those tourism fucks will have egg on there face and shit.

Anyway, I got photographic evidence of the problem…

*I was going to spell it “fowl” to be “punny” but I figured that most people would figure that I just fucked up and spelled it wrong and then a bunch of you wouldn’t get it anyway, and the rest wouldn’t even notice. (I think that covers all 5 of you…)