sacrafitial
My coke has fallen and it can’t get up!
I am pretty sure that I have already mentioned that I am a member of the church of Coca-Cola. I must admit that I am a pretty faithful follower and sacrifice an average of 24-36 oz. a day. To assure that I am able to fulfill my daily obligations I try to take advantage of bulk tithing.
For example this month I acquired 32 twelve oz. units packaged in handy aluminum cans. As I went to move the cans from the car to my refrigerated alter, there was a most tragic and horrible and devastating and heartbreaking and just downright sad accident. The plastic that was used to bundle the cans was not strong enough to support the weight of the cans and when it gave way they fell to the ground. I will give you a minute to process all of the emotion that I am sure this has stirred up…
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OK, now for the gruesome details…there were an estimated 24 causalities and 2 fatalities. I must admit that we were fortunate to only lose 2 of the brave souls, but some of the injuries sustained were very serious…
Aaaaaahahahaha!
The condensation makes it great!
Comment by JackiOh — May 31, 2007 @ 7:12 pm
Vinegar = kickass pic!
Comment by Mustang Sally — June 1, 2007 @ 12:32 am
My church is better than your church…
Yello… Dewey… plastic… 24 oz.
Diet Mt Dew is the light, the way, and the life.
Comment by Mickey — June 1, 2007 @ 5:42 am
Mt. Dew and Coke are false prophets bent on profit. Professor Pepper and Monsieur Pibb have long established the sodium rich truth, and no matter how much partially hydrogenated high fructose corn syrup you may raise, you will never challenge their reign of logic and reason.
Hey! I need a photographer. Where could I find one?
Comment by geoff — June 5, 2007 @ 1:54 pm