Written by ekg on May 12, 2009 – 5:28 pm -

vote now!

Yes.. right now

Not later… Vote NOW for the Cow

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Do you like new content atleast 4 times a week?

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A vote for SomaCow will increase your penis size and stamina by 15%…

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5 Comments to “”

  1. Jimmy Nexus Says:

    Ummm… I voted yesterday.

    Am I still eligible for the 15% increase in penis size and stamina?

  2. Howey Says:

    Vote often!

  3. ekg Says:

    well Jimmy, if you voted before the offer then sadly.. no

    but you can always re-register and vote again.. and within 5 minutes of voting.. your penis will grow

    :)

  4. Alien Says:

    Oh noes!! I voted multiple times, but don’t have a penis. I won’t grow one, will I???

  5. Jimmy Nexus Says:

    Mine didn’t grow either… but my epenis is 75% bigger.

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